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teft, to starwarsmemes in Not Sparks.
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Were you around in the late 90s-early 2000s? Because let me tell you that the prequels did not spark joy for people then. It was insane the amount of hate leveled at Ep 1-3. Hell kids at Jake Lloyd’s school bullied him so hard he quit acting.

So you never know, 7-9 might spark joy for people in 20 years.

teft, to comicstrips in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear
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Ctrl-shift-esc will open the task manager directly. None of that Carl alt del nonsense.

teft, to memes in Have you ever seen them live?
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It’s like how all the “people” in the stands in The Phantom Menace podracing scene were actually Q-Tips.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d15b2bde-551e-4138-bb0f-36bd53a7d618.jpeg

teft, to asklemmy in What's a quote that has stuck with you for your whole life?
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Not my whole life but ever since I learned it twenty years ago in the army. “Slow is smooth, smooth is fast”. It’s a saying that means to learn things carefully, slowly, and methodically. When you are learning like this speed will follow as a natural progression. So if you learn something slowly and smoothly it will translate into being quick and doing it correctly. I have applied this to all sorts of different things in life and it has never failed me.

teft, to starwarsmemes in I mean why are you even surprised
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“Allegedly”

Those holorecordings could have been deepfaked by the Jedi council to turn everyone against Anakin.

teft, to asklemmy in I'm being harassed by mosquitoes, how do i kill them all?
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Look up how to make a carbon dioxide trap for mosquitoes. They are strongly attracted to CO2.

teft, to starwarsmemes in Not Sparks.
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That’s what people used to say about 1-3.

teft, to starwarsmemes in Mr. Spock explains the Stars War
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Everything about this post is 100% accurate except for one glaring error. That is Benjamin Sisko, not Mr Spock.

teft, (edited ) to memes in Billions must fry
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The sun isn’t big enough to go nova, period. It will swell up in ~5 billion years when it runs out of hydrogen in the core and starts burning helium. Then the sun will start climbing the fusion chain up to iron and there the fusion reaction in the core will die out. When this occurs the outer shell will kind of just slough away leaving a planetary nebula and an extremely hot naked mostly iron core. This core is a white dwarf and will just continue to glow for a few tens of billions of years until it loses all its heat. No fusion is happening in this bad boy it just glows from the residual heat and the heat is so hot it takes longer than the current age of the universe for that heat to dissipate.

Back to the original point though is that the sun won’t explode in a supernova because it lacks the mass to do that. You need a star that is at least 8 times as massive as the sun in order to get a supernova.

teft, to memes in Lemmy in nutshell?
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Squeeze your glutes every few minutes while you’re on the can. That should prevent the numbness.

teft, (edited ) to baldurs_gate_3 in [SPOILER] Am I playing Baldur's Gate wrong?
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Do you have karmic dice on? On the lowest difficulty with karmic dice the enemies tend to hit and crit more often since they get the same +hit you do. Turning that setting off will make your rolls more random which means you can have good and bad streaks but the enemies are less likely to crit you every other hit.

teft, to asklemmy in What do you think is the coolest designed sci-fi gun?
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Zat’nik’tel from Stargate SG:1.

First shot stuns. Second shot kills. Third shot disintegrates.

teft, to asklemmy in What do you think is the coolest designed sci-fi gun?
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teft, to memes in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.
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Why? Did you not like 8 minutes of ads in a 30 minute block of TV? What are you? A communist? /s

teft, to upliftingnews in Sailing boat rescued by the Götheborg | Götheborg of Sweden
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I’d be wondering if I had slipped through a time portal accidentally.

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