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It was the dawn of the third age of memekind – ten years after the Snoopocalypse.

The Risa Project was a dream, given form. Its goal: to prevent another memewar, by creating a place where humans and shitposters can work out their differences peacefully. It’s a port of call – home away from home – for OC creators, reposters, entrepreneurs, and wanderers.

Humans and shitposters, wrapped in two million, five hundred thousand tons of spinning metal . . . all alone on the net.

It can be a dangerous place, but it’s our last best hope for shitposting.

This is the story of the last of the Risa meme stations. The year is 2023. The name of the place is /c/Risa.

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Egypts internet infrastructure of 2011 does not equal US internet infrastructure of 2025. The US is too well connected to feasibly turn off the internet. With egypt in 2011 they only had to shut down five ISPs and that shut off the internet in their country.

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I heard this meme was recovered from a “genuine” cardassian optolythic data rod.

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I have not. I’m currently in the middle of act 3 in honor mode on one playthrough and middle of act 2 in another on tactician because I want to try something in tactician before I try it in honor so I don’t bork my honor mode save. But I’ve beaten the game multiple times on tactician now and have about 620 hours in game.

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I don’t even trigger her at all. That fight can be fucking cancer at higher difficulties. What I do is make sure I enter the shadow cursed lands from the mountain pass. that puts me near the drider’s group and I just slaughter them and free the pixie. Then I never have to talk to Isobel and that fight never gets triggered. They even made a specific scene for this scenario if you go back to the Last Light after freeing nightsong and never having met Isobel.

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Not a science experiment person but i like Dr Becky and PBS space time for space youtubers. They go really in depth and i love it.

Also Nileblue and his other channel Nilered are great for chenistry experiments.

Honor Mode Miss Chance Apophenia

I have growing doubts of the statistical randomness of attacks in honor mode with karmic dice disabled. I’m talking about multi-attack with action surge completely whiffing when the chance to hit is 75% or greater and rogues with advantage that couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn. (1/4)^2 is 6.25% so across hundreds of...

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Sacred flame has a dex save. That’s why it never hits.

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They are definitely modifying the dice rolls in some way in tactician and honor modes. You can see it in things like ability checks. Normally you’ll have a chance to roll well for any roll even if you don’t have proficiency in the skill, for example a 15 CHA dialog check and you have 8 CHA, if you roll a 16+ you’ll pass it. On tactician and honor mode if you don’t have proficiency you’ll struggle to pass the check, all your rolls will be under 5 usually. I’ve burned 4 inspirations with advantage before and watched 8 dice rolls under 5 for a skill check I wasn’t proficient in multiple times in a run. I just ignore it now since it is what it is but I really wish the difficulty wasn’t rigged like that. It’d be great to have a fair but brutal mode.

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I think the percentages are fake. Either that or my dice are cursed.

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natural 1

“What’s that?” says my halfling thief.

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In The Gilded Age series they just opened the Brooklyn Bridge. Im curious how theyll handle the stampede that happened a week after it opened.

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Why isn’t Jake playing Jake? We all know Jake Peralta has daddy issues and Sisko is a great dad.

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I think you mean Rodo.

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I read the summary of the abstract that a journalist with no science degree wrote.

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“good human”

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I hope the three french captains include the original janeway.

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You’ll always be my Number One. <3

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That’s a wrap 100%. And you just know it has bubbles under it.

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This episode is why the founders banned outside giant televisions on Cardassia.

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Kor has that “I’m about to end this house before it gets started” face.

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If you cloned him you’ve just doubled the problem since a cloned tuvix is still Neelix and Tuvok. Even if you split one copy the other is still made of people who deserve to live their own lives.

Also, fuck Tuvix.

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Ok, here is what we do. We make an appeal to Q to solve it since he seems to love moral dilemmas.

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