"We can’t bleach heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Rivendell . I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Risa, which is what they called Rivendell in those days. So I bleached my hair, but not the eyebrows, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a slip of latinum, and in those days, slips had pictures of Gorn on 'em. “Gimme five Gorn for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we… oh yeah. The important thing was that I bleached my hair, but not the eyebrows, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have any white bleach, because of the war. The only thing you could get was lemons…
TIL that Geordi directed some episodes (pxscdn.com)
Remember when Daft Punk collaborated with Edgar Winter? (lemmy.world)
Who invited this guy to the dinner party?! (startrek.website)
[OC] - Randomly editing Trek characters into I Love Lucy (Bonus #4 because why not)...
Attention, Ferengi workers: (lemmy.world)
Blank...
Star Wars had Kenobi. Where's our version? (startrek.website)
🎵 You can slash, you can stab. Having the time of your life ♪ (pixelfed.social)
Do you prefer... part 3 (i.imgflip.com)
Last one, sorry
Neelix really was creative (startrek.website)
Do you prefer... part 2 (i.imgflip.com)
I wanna be in the show, Proton! (lemmy.world)
Happy 74th Birthday Armin Shimerman! (lemmy.world)
Known as the feisty Ferengi Quark and, I hear, one hell of a caddy.
Geordi, please extract memory block. (lemmy.world)
Yippie Kai Winn, pataQ! (lemmy.world)
Title taken from RojoSanIchiban in the Die Hard/Jefferies tube post by Stamets.