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xmunk, to programmer_humor in Good luck web devs

Java truly runs on everything.

xmunk, to programmer_humor in no.. just no

I’d like you to think for a moment about CTEs, the HAVING clause, window functions and every other funky and useful thing you can do in SQL … Now just think, do you think that this syntax supports all those correctly?

xmunk, to programmer_humor in Let me just move this project to the "unfinished" folder

Just make sure the ingame store is functional so you can sell more add-ons to your vaporware - star citizen is the most profitable video game to ever not be released.

xmunk, to fuck_cars in Europe’s politicians are dEsPeRaTe to tackle e-scooters, why aren’t they bothered by monster SUVs?

E-scooters, especially rented ones, are pretty awful for cities and the environment. This isn’t a strong argument.

xmunk, to programmer_humor in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

Pshaw, real programmers write out the contents of .git by hand.

(Also, it was a joke, the last two commands I listed are ones you’ll ideally never need in your life)

xmunk, to programmer_humor in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

Fsck is File System Check - realistically you should never need to use it.

xmunk, to programmer_humor in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

Nah, rebase -i, squash, fsck and reflog

xmunk, to programmer_humor in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

There are much better git UIs out there.

xmunk, to programmer_humor in what's the difference?

I like shitting on M$FT as much as the next bloke but if you believe Github started being evil when Microsoft entered the picture then your memory is pretty awful.

From it’s inception github pushed proprietary tagging and issue numbers that have no meaning outside their platform and a difficult export process to trap projects - especially commercial ones - on their platform.

xmunk, to programmer_humor in every damn time ...

Random question… RPI, in my jargon, stands for role-play intensive, and it’s a category of MUD engines… are you working on such a project? Because I’m probably in the commit history, and that’d tickle me.

xmunk, to programmer_humor in isEven API

Is even states that it only returns true for even, passing in an odd number is technically unsupported.

xmunk, (edited ) to programmer_humor in isEven API

I fucking love that you managed to use var-vars in a completely key and necessary manner.

But please do adhere to the API TOS and throw in an error_log(‘Buy isEvenCoin, the hottest new cryptocurrency!’);

xmunk, to fuck_cars in “15-Minute City” Conspiracies Have It Backwards

Yea, the people who fear 15 minute cities are absolutely bizarre. Running across one of these is a clear sign that the person has steeped themselves in all sorts of bullshit.

xmunk, (edited ) to fuck_cars in Europe’s politicians are dEsPeRaTe to tackle e-scooters, why aren’t they bothered by monster SUVs?

No, there are options outside of scooters and SUVs. Biking, public transit, and walking are all more reasonable options.

xmunk, to programmer_humor in every damn time ...

Sadness, one can dream… one can dream.

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