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xor,

last time i took a shower at a homeless shelter:
you have to hand all your stuff to a guy at a window, he puts it in a bag, then you go to a medium sized room with several shower heads spraying towards the middle…
so you don’t just get your shower, you get the water bouncing off a dozen naked homeless guys…
the water is a tepid, narrow, painful jet…
i caught scabies and athletes foot…

i’ve taken one other one at a shelter in another city and state and it was identical…

gym is way better, otherwise i’d rather take a bird bath in a random bathroom sink…

xor,

fire has always been a weed strength measurement… fire being the most best…

xor,

so white gen z is just claiming all the black stuff from the 90’s?
i guess it’s par for the course…

xor,

back in the 1920’s, mixtapes were rolls of paper for player pianos…

they called them “fire mixtapes” because you could use them to start a fire…

xor,

it wasn’t what you said, it was how you said it

xor,

from now on im referring to pickles as “picks”

xor,

hey, you shorties get so much extra shit… more leg room, cheaper clothes, wider selection…
ability to hide from predators in small spaces…

all us tallies get is easy access to high shelves…

xor,

autoexec.bat killed quite a bit in 92

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