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_number8_, to memes in european stereotypes

fuck why can’t i live in europe. almost every day i have the opposite experience where a well meaning midwest person tries to be friendly and my brain just…stalls and does something like this

sexy_peach,

come to berlin nobody here is friendly

MindSkipperBro12,

Have they finally rebuilt the city since the war?

sexy_peach,

It’s mostly shitty pre WW2 buildings… They do look nice and give the city character I guess.

Valmond,

Lot of east-block stuff from after the war too.

DriftinGrifter,

Barlin ist atzenplatz1

PRUSSIA_x86,

Oh that’s Ohkay, yoo know we all have days like thiat

inson1, to privacy in Just received my Torproject Donation Merch!

@Pantherina from what materials is the t-shirt?

Pantherina,

Cotton. Probably child-labor / Uigur neoslavery bs…

euphoric_cat, (edited )
@euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

wait that is a shirt? can we see it a bit better?

edit: holy shit they have a hoodie as well? but DAMN its $500… :c

Pantherina,

Maybe if I am motivated I post a pic with me in a week or so haha

Cwilliams, to privacy in Just received my Torproject Donation Merch!

Tor merch is fire 🔥

Pantherina,

No shit I believe FOSS projects investing in PR and corporate Design like that are on a very good path. Things need to look shiny today, KDE & Opensuse icons, wallpaper contests, this is so nontechnical but attrackts lots of attention.

grue, to memes in alternative to trees

Street trees aren’t car-supremacist enough.

Let me explain what I mean by that: when a driver fucks up and his car careens off the street and hits a tree, the tree stops the car very abruptly. That’s great for, say, an innocent pedestrian who was saved by hiding behind the tree, but can apply rather serious consequences to the negligent driver. Car-brained traffic engineers see it as their mission to protect drivers from any and all consequences, so they insist on ripping out all the trees to create a gigantic “clear zone” so that the car is free to careen wherever it wants without hitting anything solid. Squishy things within the clear zone, such as pedestrians, don’t enter into consideration.

In other words, one important “advantage” of these “liquid trees” over real trees is that they can be mounted on breakaway stands, so that they yield (and therefore provide no protection to any hapless bastard who might’ve been sitting on the bench at the time) when a car hits them.

Source: I’m a former traffic engineer. But don’t take it from me; watch this confession from a much more experienced and credible engineer explaining it in even more stark terms.

Honytawk,

Is that why there are so many metal poles next to roads?

Sounds to me like that is a US-centric issue.

radioactiveradio, to memes in alternative to trees

Can’t wait to see hulk semen cartridges everywhere when I go out for a walk.

the_post_oftom_joad,

HULK SMASH CO²!

Hiro8811,

Huh?

mycatiskai,

They are saying these day glo green containers look like the incredible hulk ejaculated into glass boxes on the street.

Hiro8811,

Ahhh. There was no capital H so I got confused.

TheBat, (edited )
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

HULK SMASH?

Brisolo32, to linux in thank you Linux for giving a damn about Bluetooth headphones

Not anything to do with the LDAC codec but why does wireless headphones on windows suck. On linux (even a wm) I just turn on my headphones and it works, on windows every time I have to remove the device and add it back again

skullgiver,
@skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl avatar

Bluetooth drivers and the firmware on devices suck. Modern Windows with Intel Bluetooth seems to work as long as your devices don’t do weird shit. Broadcom chips are often problematic as hell, sometimes requiring a reboot to work after disconnecting a device.

Linux Bluetooth audio was a struggle for years. Pipewire made it Just Work for me. It’s still relatively new, but I don’t have any complaints, unlike in the Pulse+BlueZ days.

Kwakigra, to memes in alternative to trees

Cyberpunk city with no plantlife other than these algae vats all over the place. Big towers of murky green liquid.

ThatFembyWho,

and they are fed by nutrients extracted from dead humans, because there’s no room to bury anymore and the air is too polluted for cremations

gmtom, to memes in soak and jump hump

Im intrigued. Is there any porn of this?

ikapoz,

The answer to that question is always yes.

gmtom,

Well I’ve looked and couldn’t find anything. So I’m going to say it doesn’t exist.

BombOmOm, (edited )
@BombOmOm@lemmy.world avatar

It is your duty to make it then. I am expecting completion from you by the start of next week.

Xer0,

I’m gonna need you to go ahead and write, produce, direct, and star in this porno by close of business tomorrow.

Franzia, to fuck_cars in same bed length

Make the small one appealing to Americans who buy a truck for aesthetics.

FireRetardant,

Make the small one legal to build in American markets.

sexy_peach,

Who are you appealing to?

CoffeeJunkie,

Question seconded. New big trucks tend to be ugly AF.

Work trucks for the working man, please. Reject modernity, embrace tradition.

Sanyanov, (edited )

Drive modernity to practicality. Embrace modern freight fleet, reject driving around in a truck to pick a bag of chips

PersnickityPenguin,

The kei truck is mostly a farm truck.

For construction, Japan uses huge flatbed trucks.

EvokerKing,

Who buys a truck for aesthetics and not for usefulness? The tiny one might be ugly but the bigger problem is storage in the interior of the car. You don’t even have a back seat in the small one. And also I doubt that the small one can haul large amounts of weight, like a trailer, where the big one can. Just because it is dangerous doesn’t mean it doesn’t have a purpose. Now, instead of having a car for getting around, an SUV for more people, something powerful for a trailer or heavy stuff, you have one for everything that costs the same price as one of those vehicles.

Franzia,

The more Im looking into it you are so much more right than me. Its about utility, not aesthetics.

OmenAtom,

Plenty of fuck boys buy trucks they never use for any amount of work. Pavement prices/princesses is the slur afaik

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

It sucks more than anything you mentioned

satans_crackpipe, to memes in soak and jump hump

If ya gotta jump through these hilarious hoops to not feel bad about fucking, can we at least optimize?

Can’t you just soak and un-soak repeatedly? Is there a skill cool down that has to be respected to not make sky grandpa mad?

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

There’s a 5 minute cool down period between each soak, unless you purchase the atheist pack in the store, which cuts the cool down, but you run through stamina quickly.

1847953620,

sky gramps is into all of this already

Robust_Mirror,
radioactiveradio,

Even with a cooldown, there’s two people. Can at least hit a combo.

Anticorp, to memes in alternative to trees

I’m not sure if these scientists understand a lot of the reasons why trees are nice.

naevaTheRat,

Why do you assume it’s not the reporting that’s stupid?

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Because it is perfectly in line with our society’s continuous descent into a post apocalyptic wasteland?

naevaTheRat,

That’s capitalists not scientists. Scientists make bridges possible, capitalists charge you to cross them.

candle_lighter, to memes in alternative to trees
@candle_lighter@lemmy.ml avatar

The answer is trees take years to grow and aren’t suitable in places like rooftops

LoamImprovement,

Also, trees that get too big have roots that damage infrastructure and have to be cut down. I’m not saying I like the dirty fishtank look more, but I can see how this might be easier to maintain in urban spaces.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

It is fucking street

candle_lighter,
@candle_lighter@lemmy.ml avatar

And you can’t grow trees on concrete. This one is particular is just the first one of it’s kind and it’s mostly in a spot to show off the technology. I’m not aware of any other ones that have been built yet.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

That’s why there are no trees anywhere in cities, and roofs never have plants anywhere.

NabeGewell, to memes in alternative to trees
@NabeGewell@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine replacing trees with those, and some drunk breaking the glass like once a week lmao

rosymind,

That was my thought as well. I’ve seen what some homeless people are capable of. (Not trying to dump on unhoused people, here, but there are some seriously ill people left out on the streets). This glass needs to be nearly unbreakable for it to work

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Not to mention what ordinary pub goers can do!

ILikeBoobies, to memes in alternative to trees

Algae should be more effective and pollution kills trees

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Pick metric for efficiency

frezik,

CO2 absorbtion rate over time. It’s not even close.

That said, trees have other benefits in an urban setting.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

CO2 absorbtion rate over time.

Educated person found.

That said, trees have other benefits in an urban setting.

Yes. It is easier to notice burning skin than different CO2 level.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

We are not replacing trees with green sludge canisters. I’ll take up weapons way before that.

TipRing, to memes in alternative to trees

While it’s good to be skeptical, algae tanks like this are actually a good idea for the use-cases for which they are designed. Places where trees would be difficult and expensive to grow. The tanks more efficiently capture carbon, require less maintenance, produce fertilizer as a byproduct and the solar panels on the tank produce enough extra power for there to be a USB charger on the bench. The goal isn’t to replace trees with tanks but to use them where it makes sense to do so.

ridethisbike,

This was my thought as well. They should be used in addition to, not as a replacement for, trees, bushes, and grass.

It does make me wonder, though, whether or not we could use these to help capture more carbon than we’re creating.

Sanyanov,

That would require a gigantic scale of operations, and trees are just waaaay more economical.

Think of entire oceans full of algae not being enough to stop what’s currently going on with ecological situation.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Too expensive to grow trees? Thank god capitalism is saving us so much money, we are all so rich now that we can simply buy oxygen tanks instead of having to deal with those money sucking trees and plants.

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