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chellewalker, to memes in soak and jump hump
@chellewalker@lemmy.ca avatar

I attended BYU-I in person for three years. There was a lot of dumb s### that happened there, but I can say with confidence this wasn’t one of them. To not be a buzzkill though, I’ll share an actual saying that people use around campus: “BYU I do.” Because like 80-90% of students there expect to be married by the time they graduate.

RobertoOberto, (edited )

Thanks for the insight - jump humping and soaking sound like the kind of bullshit my parents would believe because it was featured in some local news story.

Most “teen trends”, especially those related to sex, are just wildly blown out of proportion “stories” based on a couple of people trying something weird, someone else hearing about it, and now suddenly all the teens are doing it.

It reminds me of being in high school when my mom asked me if my girlfriend’s jelly bracelets were a sex thing because she heard about girls owing sex acts to guys who can break one.

Meowoem,

It’s a repression thing, they can’t face having sexual fantasies of their own so their mind tricks them into thinking they’re super interested in every news story about wild sex things - suddenly they’re up all night imagining wild and perverted things that are probably happening, but not because they like thinking about those things they reassure themselves, they’re a good moral person trying to protect civic morality…

Read interviews with satanic panic people, endless vivid details right out of an extreme romance novel. Tiktok human trafficking panic is another example, those videos with obviously made up warnings about sex rings and kidnapping methods - it’s all structured just like it’s porn equivalents.

evranch,

I never heard of the jelly bracelet thing, but now I’m thinking about how that sort of thing can be way stronger than it looks.

I have some TPU filament that’s stretchy enough to feel flimsy, but after I realized I somehow couldn’t snap it, it became kind of a strength challenge. The strongest guy I know couldn’t snap it, and he bent a 36" pipe wrench once. But then again, there weren’t sex acts on the line.

Kase,

Out of curiosity, did most of the people there actually follow the no sex rule? I know at some of the Christian colleges I’ve been to, there are lots of people who do have sex, they just have to be secretive enough about it. Of course, a good portion of kids at those colleges were just pressured to go there by their families, but aren’t that religious themselves. 🤷

I don’t know any Mormons, so idk if it’s remotely similar at a school like BYU.

doctorn, (edited ) to memes in alternative to trees
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

It’s been proven that humans didn’t actually get most of their fresh air from the rainforest, but actually from millions of these algea in the sea… Which is actually more logical, since trees do the opposite at night, kinda undoing any advantage they made during the day… Hence why it’s said you should never put a decorative small tree or even plants in the bedroom as they can take away oxygen levels in closed rooms at night. It’s even said not to sleep under trees outside at night cause it can cause respiratory problems.

Micromot,

They don’t use enough oxygen over night to negate the effect as they use the carbon to grow. It’s still bad to have a lot of plants in your bedroom, but it doesn’t really matter as long as they are relatively small.

crystal,

Why shouldn’t you have plants in your bathroom?

Micromot, (edited )

They consume oxygen during the night so when you have a lot of them it can cause respiratory problems, that is for the bedroom

Gork,

An effective HVAC system makes this a non-issue. It isn’t like the air is stagnant, the air handler keeps air moving.

Micromot,

From my experience, european homes don’t have a lot ov ac or ventilation

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

That had me go and look it up and apparently you’re right that they use part of the carbon dioxide as energy storage, but as I understand this storage eventually gets released in full when the tree dies too…

Not sure if that would be so much to balance it out again, but it does still diminish their overall effect even more…

Micromot,

It is just how a tree works, it gets the matter to grow from the carbon dioxide. If they are burned or they die this carbon is slowly released again, same way as coal has carbon that is stored until burning

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

Hence why we’re probably breathing more algea-breath while not so terribly much from trees (unless you’re standing next to one during daytime). 😅

nosnahc, to memes in european stereotypes
@nosnahc@lemmy.world avatar

As a french, I’m sick about pretty blond girls that ask about everything because they are blond girls… Yes you’re beautiful, no it’s not a pass you can use anytime.

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

yeah but, like, would you share your joint with anyone? In my culture, if you’re with friends, you puff and pass. But i don’t think that applies to strangers walking up and asking you for a hit.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

In Kentucky the stoner culture is that you don’t light up, unless you have enough to share. That’s the attitude I keep, so yeah, if a random stranger asks me for a hit, I’ll probably just give them the rest and roll a new one.

I live in California now, but I started weed in KY

Cannacheques,

Yeah I’d rather just smoke, share and just let it be, that’s the whole point in my mind, its just weed and not really worth getting mad about

EmpathicVagrant,

And friends are a maybe, like I’m more likely to just pull another out of my pocket for someone I’d call a friend and just say fuckit here have a full one bud.

loutr,
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

As a Frenchman who’s really into live music I would, and I do! Yeah I know, COVID and shit but in the middle of a festival, having a blast and surrounded by like-minded people, if you ask nicely and I have some to spare I’ll give you a joint without thinking twice!

msage,

If you are in the middle of the festival, the joint won’t transmit that much more Covid than just being together.

DriftinGrifter, (edited )

Had one last pull a stranger walked up at a Rave wanting some so i blew down bis throat set and setting are important

Broccoli,
@Broccoli@lemmy.world avatar

So you blew a stranger on a festival, got it.

Moonrise2473, to fuck_cars in same bed length

Yes but one is for work while the other is a compensation device

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

the larger one does do more:

  • Pick up 3 extra people
  • Can roll down the back window to let long planks of wood through

These are the only extra advantages I can see, and they are seldom use cases at best.

Fine, if you’re a contractor driving your workers to/from work whilst carrying all the equipment, on a daily basis, such a truck is very useful.

But how many people who drive these do that?

menemen,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

The 3 extra people is a valid reason to not want the smaller truck. Still wouldn’t need to be so monstrous.

Tak, (edited )
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

Nobody does work out of that truck, it has a bed cover and the wheels don’t look like they have any mud or dirt caked in the tread/wheels. It’s a little pavement princess that probably carries one person 75% of the time.

M0oP0o, (edited )
@M0oP0o@mander.xyz avatar

25% is really high. I doubt most of these ever see another ass.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

On the other side based on what I hear about american obesety, it can carry only 3 asses: one for each row including bed.

uis, (edited )
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d7/GAZel-Marshrutka_of_Piteravto_in_Tosno.jpg/250px-GAZel-Marshrutka_of_Piteravto_in_Tosno.jpg

  • Pick up 20 extra people
  • Or pick up 30 extra people if some of them can stay
  • Have enclosed trunk(you still can leave doors in the back open)
  • Lower bed
  • Can carry bigger payloads
tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

fair point, plus it’s cheaper

DieguiTux8623, (edited ) to memes in Wok 22

As a software developer, I’d recommend them to switch to semver, having three digits to separate major, minor and patch numbers. This makes it easier for customers to identify if the new version has just minor fixes (an ingredient removed), breaking changes (eg the menu changes) or major changes (all the waiters were replaced) compared to the previous one.

Irishscotchburner, to fuck_cars in there still are too many cars in german cities

This Pictures Shows the “Striezelmarkt” in Dresden. It has an underground parking lot with 400 parking spaces. But it’s recommended to use the public transport.

Caitlynn,

400 parking spaces would never be enough for the masses at those Markets

Irishscotchburner,

Yeah and shouldn’t drive anyways if you consum alcohol on these markets.

ignotum,

Ideally you shouln’t drive if you have consumed alcohol, regardless of where you did it

Pietson, to memes in alternative to trees

Can't wait for some teenager to smash it as a dare.

LSNLDN, to memes in yellow guy
gmtom, to memes in soak and jump hump

Im intrigued. Is there any porn of this?

ikapoz,

The answer to that question is always yes.

gmtom,

Well I’ve looked and couldn’t find anything. So I’m going to say it doesn’t exist.

BombOmOm, (edited )
@BombOmOm@lemmy.world avatar

It is your duty to make it then. I am expecting completion from you by the start of next week.

Xer0,

I’m gonna need you to go ahead and write, produce, direct, and star in this porno by close of business tomorrow.

MTK, (edited ) to memes in soak and jump hump

Religion: God is all knowing, all seeing and wise.

Also religion: If you ask your friend to move you inside a vagina, god won’t know you’re fucking!

Suspicious,

God knows but you technically didn’t break the rule

Aaron,

Some real “I tied a string to my friend’s house so it’s technically one house and I didn’t travel there on the Sabbath” energy

otter,

Where are these friends that would “move you inside a vagina god”?! 😱🔥❤️

MTK,

Damn you!

jol,

I mean, God will forgive all sins if you pray sorry after. I think They are pretty gullible.

Knusper, to memes in alternative to trees

I don’t even understand which part of the tree experience these tanks are supposed to replace. Are they really just there to pick up CO2? Because you can also plant a forest outside the city for that.

You’ll miss out on all the other tree benefits, but so you also will with these glass tanks.

cosmicrookie, to memes in alternative to trees
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Trees are too cheap

Zerush, to memes in yellow guy
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

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  • therealjcdenton, to memes in alternative to trees

    Trees die

    cosmicrookie, to memes in yellow guy
    @cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

    The problem is he turned more orangey than yellow and more people started voting for him instead of laughing at him

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