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otter,

Um. Next year isn’t 2025, son. Step away from the pipe.

otter,

Dude. Ketamine is not your friend.

otter,

They write their name in the snow with a drop shadow? 😱🤌🏼

otter,

I think you’ve got Janeway and Paris swapped, but I would love to see AI redo Tuvok a la early-90s Eddie Murphy (ie. Golden Child, Coming To America, maybe 48hrs)

otter, (edited )

More or less, “Now that you’re out of the closet, maybe when putting an outfit together, you can turn a light on, hmm?”

otter,

My favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: “It’s only a crime if you get caught. At least, that’s what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.”, and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽

otter,

They don’t exist out there? Fuckin’ lucky you. 🤦🏼‍♂️

otter,

Wait, is this same logic why my fridge has a “Sabbath” setting? 🤦🏼‍♂️

otter,

Where are these friends that would “move you inside a vagina god”?! 😱🔥❤️

otter,

The oldest cuckold. 🤢

otter,

That’s what she said?

otter,

Honestly, I had to ask what that seeing was for. I was further confused by the answer. 🤪

otter,

”Draining"? That’s an odd way to spell that corporate catchphrase: “shoreline renourishment”, but I guess so?

otter,

Revo for that, but in the moment instead of an afterthought 🤓

otter,

Imagine interacting with other human beings without being a cringelord. No really, try.

otter,

Great to know that “fucky” is an officially accepted sciency term.

otter,

Ah, yes, bask in the "technically correct"ness. 🤌🏼

otter,

As someone who treated their 20s like that, I strongly suggest at least dabbling in restraint along the way. Hell, shibari counts.

otter,

AI’d be happy to make that a thing for you. 🤢🥹 I’m not gonna be the one to further anger/disappoint/disgust our soon-to-be overlord, though.

otter, (edited )

Re: the silent downvoting: IMHO, it’s childish and worse than toadying as it’s both inherently cowardly and lacks any real effort at all. If I thought it would constructively improve the platform, I’d suggest a daily rationing of them, but what’s the point?

edit: D’awww, the chickenshits took the time to click. That’s adorable.

otter, (edited )

Sorry, kiddo, but that’s not “how the system is designed to work” (you’d know this if you actually read the community guidelines, rather than just wandering in and assuming it was Reddit 2.0), and instead is simply finding a similar fate that etymological morphology suffers at the hands of illiteracy.

Swing and a miss. Next.

otter,

Necro much? FFS, boomer.

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