What To Never Say To Someone Coming Out (BG3 Edition)
Not my work, but I do apologize by proxy for the AI Lae’zel pic
Anticorp, Idk, Halsten and Astarion have pretty great responses, especially Astarion.
Cheems, 
I thought asterions was hilarious
Anticorp, And so very Astarion.
Bunnylux, 
Wyll’s made me cackle at work so hard I had to put the phone down.
ivanafterall, 
No you're not.
Ilflish, Gale: “I was Gay too. So happy. Happy to be with my excellent lover, did I mention? The god Mystra? Yes we were lovers oh how we used to…”
tygerprints, My favorite reply to someone coming out is, "who isn't." Or join the club. I've been a lifelong member.
dojan, 
Why is Lae’zel using an AI generated image when all others are screenshots? She looks so weird.
PugJesus, Not my work, but I do apologize by proxy for the AI Lae’zel pic
dojan, Don’t apologise for silly things.
Sanctus, 
Theres just something so invalidating about Astarion’s reply.
otter, (edited ) More or less, “Now that you’re out of the closet, maybe when putting an outfit together, you can turn a light on, hmm?”
Mongostein, I dunno, “you still owe me thirty bucks,” is kind of a funny way of saying, “I don’t care you’re still my friend.”
TransplantedSconie, Right? You’re basically saying, “Cool. Where’s my 30 spot, fucker.”
Mongostein, If being gay got you out of debt I’d be sucking all the dicks 🤷🏻♂️
Zo0, 
I got great news for you!
Mongostein, Call me, daddy
BrianTheeBiscuiteer, Lae’zel response seems a bit too nice. My best effort…
Lae’zel:
Is that an excuse?
solivine, 
Astarion’s would hurt the most
neuracnu, 
Astarion, you catty bitch, you shut your mouth!
Hairyblue, 
I hope I don't loose my gay card over this, but I am terrible at picking out things to wear. So I guess that stereotype is just wrong, or I am not doing gay right. (Grin)
Shut up Astarion!
photonic_sorcerer, 
Same here, until I found my groove.
Some advice: KISS, Keep It Simple, Stupid. I find jeans and a sweater covers 80% of situations.
Anticorp, Like all stereotypes, it’s not universal.
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