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ivanafterall,
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They don't live in the giant tree? I'm out.

ivanafterall,
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So $12 includes a commemorative video I get to keep?

What is the least shit online store of the shitty ones? such as: Wish, AliExpress, etc..

What is the least shitty shit store? Never had a good experience with any of the shops such as, wish, aliexpress and the rest of em. But which one of them is considered the better one, or more likely to actually arrive with the correct item? Is etsy considered better than the rest? Are there any of these “low priced” stores...

ivanafterall,
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Before we get violent, can we at least try LSD in the Congressional water supply to see if that does it in a positive way? ALSO TOTALLY THEORETICAL, FUN CHRISTMAS TALK!

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My first move is to think about safety and longevity. I'm going to need a private island as a base of operations. Caution also dictates having a few backup homes, so my enemies never really know where I am. Beyond that, I need to spread my message, so I'm going to need a private plane. Something modest and a few years old is fine. This is a charitable effort. It isn't about me. And in the name of charity and effectiveness, let's go ahead and add a boat on there, too. Now, to really clear our heads before we get going and make sure we're enacting the right policies, we're going to want to bring in some girls...

ivanafterall,
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It's Christmas! Let the guy do a little euphonics if it makes him happy.

ivanafterall,
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Regardless of crack or pot, grandma always wanted the firm ball. And she certainly didn't mind a little of the dark caramel.

ivanafterall,
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Any tips on how to avoid getting buttfucked until dawn?

ivanafterall,
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And you'd better pray there are no transmission issues.

ivanafterall,
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We should really just take a break from trolleys until we get the tech fully sorted out.

ivanafterall,
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You can never win with trolley people.

ivanafterall,
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All of the other moons are severely autistic. Ours is balls-out confident. "Yeah, bitch, what. You blinked."

ivanafterall,
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Aren't they all just portraits of military men?

ivanafterall,
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I'm currently watching We Need to Talk About Cosby. It's extremely well-done, but predictably brutal.

ivanafterall,
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Woody Allen, too.

ivanafterall,
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He wasn't really much of an artist.

ivanafterall,
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I didn't realize this.

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Like when Galen Erso redeems himself by informing the Rebel Alliance of the Death Star's vulnerability?

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