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We should really just take a break from trolleys until we get the tech fully sorted out.

ivanafterall,
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Good news is you know exactly where they are.

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"Oh, shit, why do I feel rested!?"

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Nope, you fell for the classic sibling blunder:

What about INFINITY PLUS ONE!?

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Pro-tip for tourists: if you speak English LOUDER AND SLOOOWEEEER, you'll bypass any language barrier.

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Something something map projections.

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Guess I'm gonna go fuck up some ads now.

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I'm excited to introduce my latest business:

The $.99 Grilled Cheese Food Truck. Conveniently located next to the $1 Grilled Cheese Food Truck. Come with $1, leave with a grilled cheese and money still in your pocket (yes, we give change).

ivanafterall,
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There can't be propaganda if everyone agrees with me! I think we're in good shape!

ivanafterall,
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A real Linux boi would rewrite the program from scratch custom tailored to his personal needs.

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I get it! It spells PaNCaKEs! I'm something of a chemist myself.

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What's snaps?

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Nation's Big Guys in Shorts Announce They Run Hot

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And god-damned Wham.

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Guaranteed support will be dropped at random in the future.

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Uranus lookin' mighty fine.

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Dude. People. Listen to me:

That whole album was GREAT, beginning to end. It's seriously so good. People slept on it and only ever heard Story of A Girl. Go listen to the first song and see if it isn't great or the third song (If I Am). It's all so catchy, tight, and optimistic/refreshing. Great harmonies. I never get a chance to talk about it, so thank you for coming to my lecture.

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If you are kissing like you lick a beater, there's a good chance you might be doing it wrong.

ivanafterall,
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And the black kids.

ivanafterall,
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Most graveyards are more basic.

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At the very least, can we agree that rectangular pizza on Fridays is a basic human right?

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Enjoy being stuck behind the asshole in a C130 with trucknutz.

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