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He wouldn't seem so cute if you watched his body cam footage.

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You should focus more on the orgies and figs.

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This might be the only satisfying and appropriate conclusion without things getting really somber really fast.

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This is what I keep saying, yet everyone gets all pissy when I set the forests on fire.

ivanafterall,
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So then what's stopping you from being on crack?

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Why would there be a warning unless people were eating them? Why would people eat them unless they were delicious? It's the forbidden fruit all over again.

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No, mine had a different date. Must just be a bug.

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Why didn't they just put sun at night though?

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An excuse to add: The Bear Season 2 was one of my favorite seasons of television EVER. If it tickles your fancy even a little, do yourself a favor and watch it.

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I couldn't believe it was her, it was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say..."Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! Yeah. She reminded me of my mother alright, no doubt about it.

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I'm not deaf, I just prefer to consume my music as it was originally created: in print.

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As someone who has worked with and for Mormons, it's a special kind of hell. Usually some flavor of narcissist stunted at a middle-school level of inward development.

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My spine is pretty messed up and this actually looks kind of relaxing/nice for relieving pressure. Is Dr. Clark still offering these apparatuses?

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It's inspirational to me that they've contributed so much to humanity, despite being so very small.

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Doubly so if you're a le sir who Ø

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It's at least debatable that some of these guys couldn't help it. Like yeah, you shouldn't slaughter innocent people with various instruments of violence, but you also have to consider what their home lives must've been like. Does Freddie Kruger choose to haunt people's dreams? I literally don't know, I'm seriously asking.

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As a man, I would have fought tooth and nail for a seat, but not out of selfishness.

"PLEASE UNDERSTAND I'M DOING THIS FOR THE CAUSE OF WOMEN'S EQUALITY!!!"

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Carl Sagan is like the Mr. Rogers of science.

I'm also a big fan of Richard Feynman--joy and curiosity in equal measure.

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I wish they'd sell bags of only mega-chips. Hell, cut out the middle-man and let me dump the pure seasoning powder straight into my mouth.

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Coffee isn't nearly enough to overcome a poor sleep schedule. That's why I'm an espresso guy.

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The researchers plan to continue investigating horses’ abilities to detect sadness, particularly whether they can detect sadness amongst other negative emotions.

Researcher: "DO YOU EVEN CARE THAT I'M HURTING!?"

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