Omega_Haxors, (edited ) Ou melord. It’s quite hot melord. The spice, melord! It’s burning me mouth, melord!! Melord!! The spice is too much melord!!!
Zaros, 
At first glance I thought that chip was covered in small bugs.
jawa21, Imagine if this was the Cooler Ranch Doritos.
vivadanang, there’s more flavor there than a 9v battery.
aeronmelon, That chip has enough spice to BUY a 14th-century peasant.
Track_Shovel, The spice must flow
PetDinosaurs, Bless the maker and his water.
SayJess, 
Let’s be real though; we’d all eat that mega-chip.
ivanafterall, 
I wish they'd sell bags of only mega-chips. Hell, cut out the middle-man and let me dump the pure seasoning powder straight into my mouth.
Veltoss, Crazy that they don’t just sell the seasoning for popular chip flavors.
vivavideri, You just take the whole chip and grind it up!
thantik, I would cool-ranch my fucking chicken with that shit for real.
cz8c, Just crush the Doritos and use them like Panko breading on the chicken.
TopRamenBinLaden, (edited ) Ive been down this path.
2 Hidden valley ranch packets, 1 tbsp onion powder, 1 tbsp garlic powder, 1 tbsp salt, and 1 tbsp paprika if you want to try to make it yourself. It tastes exactly the same to me.
You can paint the tortilla chips with canola oil and sprinkle the seasoning on. Or just drink the seasoning with a straw if you want to.
SayJess, Did we just become best friends?!
DarkErmac, 
They call them Doros.
Classy, Dorotes
dannoffs, 
A single bag of Takis could have killed more than the plague if released on Europe at the same time.
protist, Or at least could have given everyone instant ADHD
pete_the_cat, It’s the coolest Dorito.
gnate, Ranch so cool, it’s hot!
Sidewayshighways, The ranchiest
rockSlayer, It’s also more ranch-y than drinking ranch from the bottle
pete_the_cat, That’s my favorite past time.
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