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Woody Allen, too.

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Mayonnaise.

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Negative.

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All rodeo visits after the first are just an excuse to say this constantly, honestly.

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Thanks for sharing this recipe. It was delicious and the whole family loved it!

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A stripper said I have nice skin. It was a good weekend. I've never heard that before.

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He's not exaggerating. I didn't believe it was possible but holy shit so much better.

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Those "fruits" you've been eating were birds. :(

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Since when?

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Damn it, now it's going to be stuck in my head all day.

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If you need something aspirational:

Microsoft Excel World Championships

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Thanks for noticing.

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My favorites are Silent (but Deadly) Night and Fart! The Herald Angels Sing.

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It turns out you can buy some forms of love, but it's really impractically expensive.

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A quick search suggests scientists haven't definitively proven it isn't the cause.

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Seriously, maybe crack open a science book?

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They're bringing back Sliders!?

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That sounds like Walmart bargain bin shovelware. Was it supposed to be good!?

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The water--the tide, it always comes in and then it goes out, it comes in, it goes out. You can't explain that. You can't explain it!

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For whatever it's worth, I love your tits, OP.

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This finally pushed me over the edge, thanks.

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She has a very Egyptian view of the afterlife.

"Maybe this'll reach him way down there. Least I can do."

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One of the first things you learn as a kid is that kissing is super gross. Why do people pretend to forget this?

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"Only the fittest survive" capitalism is out-of-control. Maybe we just make the meals stationary instead of cruelly forcing the elderly to chase them down?

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Thus encouraging them to share information they find important with people

And not telling them that once they're not small and cute anymore, nobody gives a shit.

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