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My spine doctor said I have the spine of an old man. ;)

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Pretty sure they're just openly mocking their customers at this point. "These dumbasses will buy anything we throw at them."

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Do you think people with arms never eat soup?

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No you're not.

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Why would there be a warning unless people were eating them? Why would people eat them unless they were delicious? It's the forbidden fruit all over again.

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At least near me, I've found ACE Hardware to still be like this, despite being a big name chain.

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Yuck.

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I imagine him scratching his arm after he said it, twitching a little.

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Thanks for sharing this recipe. It was delicious and the whole family loved it!

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A flam paradiddle.

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Sure would be a shame if it took them a little while to figure it out and they needed a break to think it over...

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I'm sorry you're going through that. I was there just a couple of months back and found some really good deals on heaters at my local thrift store. I found a plug-in radiator for $7.99 and a couple of small space heaters for about $5 each, which really made a difference.

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Where are you headed?

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Will try to hopefully replace the electric guitar I had to sell awhile back.

ivanafterall,
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So then what's stopping you from being on crack?

ivanafterall,
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Don't hookers usually charge though?

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You sly dog.

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It took me a few tries to finally get into it.

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What's your secret?

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Not who you're responding to, but I'll admit my mental image was something like Cricket in the later seasons of It's Always Sunny. I'm not proud of it, but I do appreciate the clarification.

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Also, you can pry my hour-long showers from my cold, dead hands.

ivanafterall,
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This finally explains the Brits and their black pudding.

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This feels like a question that answers itself in the pause after asking.

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Pro-tip for tourists: if you speak English LOUDER AND SLOOOWEEEER, you'll bypass any language barrier.

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I think he's wearing an old-school gas mask.

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