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Stalking your ex on a whole new level. You just continually pop into existence in front of them, driving them mad.

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I remember being surprised I could afford a calculator watch. First time I learned about them as a kid, I assumed they were some unattainable, bleeding edge tech.

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Virtual reality still feels like the future to me, even as I've spent many an hour with it.

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Sure would be a shame if it took them a little while to figure it out and they needed a break to think it over...

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Unless there's suddenly a growing homelessness problem in San Francisco as September 2024 approaches, I think we should be just fine.

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So then what's stopping you from being on crack?

ivanafterall,
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Don't hookers usually charge though?

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Music isn't a competition. You'll never progress if you stop every time someone is better than you.

This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist. (i.imgur.com)

I originally posted this on the other site back when I took the picture, and it resulted in a lot of confused comments, especially from Americans, eventually getting removed by overzealous mods. Either way, I promise you that this date does not exist, and has never existed.

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Sucked. Intoooo. A baaaageeeel.

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I mean, come on! Two letters away from penis? And what's with the squiggly line over the N--we're just drawing all over the alphabet now? Those should have been a dead giveaway: she's totally messing with you.

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I'm very aroused.

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Will try to hopefully replace the electric guitar I had to sell awhile back.

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I'm sorry you're going through that. I was there just a couple of months back and found some really good deals on heaters at my local thrift store. I found a plug-in radiator for $7.99 and a couple of small space heaters for about $5 each, which really made a difference.

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Where are you headed?

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Do you think people with arms never eat soup?

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Also, you can pry my hour-long showers from my cold, dead hands.

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Thanks for sharing this recipe. It was delicious and the whole family loved it!

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No you're not.

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I think he's wearing an old-school gas mask.

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This finally explains the Brits and their black pudding.

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At least near me, I've found ACE Hardware to still be like this, despite being a big name chain.

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Yuck.

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This feels like a question that answers itself in the pause after asking.

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I couldn't believe it was her, it was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say..."Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! Yeah. She reminded me of my mother alright, no doubt about it.

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Guess I'm gonna go fuck up some ads now.

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