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I'm excited to introduce my latest business:

The $.99 Grilled Cheese Food Truck. Conveniently located next to the $1 Grilled Cheese Food Truck. Come with $1, leave with a grilled cheese and money still in your pocket (yes, we give change).

ivanafterall,
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As someone who has worked with and for Mormons, it's a special kind of hell. Usually some flavor of narcissist stunted at a middle-school level of inward development.

ivanafterall,
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This is cool. I'm no vexillologist, but the current Maryland flag looks like someone just clicked "Random All" on a Flag Generator and said, "That's it! Perfect! No changes!"

ivanafterall,
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They're a perfect 1-2 punch. One just breaks you down (I did NOT expect that--longest-feeling hour of television I can recall). Followed by the balm of Forks, which you've fucking earned.

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This was me, exactly. I had predicted they couldn't do it again, but they really knocked it out of the park. Now, again, I don't see how they keep it going a third time at that level. I would love to be proven wrong again, but how?

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If I were this bird, I'd be keeping a low profile, today of all days.

ivanafterall,
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Something something map projections.

ivanafterall,
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Those "fruits" you've been eating were birds. :(

ivanafterall,
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By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

ivanafterall,
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Your brain gets smart but your head gets numb?

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"Someone's been naughty this year!" -The Depraved Voyeur

ivanafterall,
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Nice, I love to laugh! Say something funny!

ivanafterall,
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Damn it, now it's going to be stuck in my head all day.

ivanafterall,
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the golden rule

In case you didn't grow up with it, the golden rule comes from Jesus' saying that no matter what it is, there exists pornography of it on the internet.

ivanafterall,
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Does PSA do cock grading or is it more like a Sotheby's deal?

ivanafterall,
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If you have breakfast sausage and you've never made your own gravy, it's really not that hard!

ivanafterall,
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You got some dry ass-biscuits boi.

ivanafterall,
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A real Linux boi would rewrite the program from scratch custom tailored to his personal needs.

ivanafterall,
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Teehee! Why are you so nervous!? You always know how to push my buttons! I want this!

ivanafterall,
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Joke's on you. I'm spending Thanksgiving alone! Ha!

...ha.

ivanafterall,
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My spine is pretty messed up and this actually looks kind of relaxing/nice for relieving pressure. Is Dr. Clark still offering these apparatuses?

ivanafterall,
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I'm writing a book. I have nearly 500 old newspaper sources of wildly varying quality and formats, as well as journal entries and the like. You'd think it'd be as simple as OCR, but OOOOHHHH NOOOO! I'm so happy someone understands my nightmare.

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