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What is the least shit online store of the shitty ones? such as: Wish, AliExpress, etc..

What is the least shitty shit store? Never had a good experience with any of the shops such as, wish, aliexpress and the rest of em. But which one of them is considered the better one, or more likely to actually arrive with the correct item? Is etsy considered better than the rest? Are there any of these “low priced” stores...

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Could be a documentary.

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It could be one of those interactive amusement park rides that sprays you.

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The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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So $12 includes a commemorative video I get to keep?

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They don't live in the giant tree? I'm out.

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Before we get violent, can we at least try LSD in the Congressional water supply to see if that does it in a positive way? ALSO TOTALLY THEORETICAL, FUN CHRISTMAS TALK!

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My first move is to think about safety and longevity. I'm going to need a private island as a base of operations. Caution also dictates having a few backup homes, so my enemies never really know where I am. Beyond that, I need to spread my message, so I'm going to need a private plane. Something modest and a few years old is fine. This is a charitable effort. It isn't about me. And in the name of charity and effectiveness, let's go ahead and add a boat on there, too. Now, to really clear our heads before we get going and make sure we're enacting the right policies, we're going to want to bring in some girls...

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It's Christmas! Let the guy do a little euphonics if it makes him happy.

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We should really just take a break from trolleys until we get the tech fully sorted out.

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Why do you lie? Why do you move the goalposts between every meeting? Why are you the way that you are?

Or maybe that's just for me.

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Me at Rocket League and most sports games. It's a real struggle.

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Nope, you fell for the classic sibling blunder:

What about INFINITY PLUS ONE!?

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Good news is you know exactly where they are.

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Finger into the jar of peanut butter it is, then.

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All rodeo visits after the first are just an excuse to say this constantly, honestly.

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Pro-tip for tourists: if you speak English LOUDER AND SLOOOWEEEER, you'll bypass any language barrier.

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My spine doctor said I have the spine of an old man. ;)

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