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ivanafterall,
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Use a thin layer of mayonnaise instead of butter before putting it on the pan for a commercial-worthy grilled cheese.

ivanafterall,
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Spot on. I'm currently trying to get out of Utah, so it's all too painfully real.

ivanafterall,
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Nothing will make you more anti-Mormon than getting to know some Mormons.

ivanafterall,
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Something something map projections.

ivanafterall,
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Those "fruits" you've been eating were birds. :(

ivanafterall,
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Maybe it happens sometime after 40?

ivanafterall,
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Since when?

ivanafterall,
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I don't believe it has ever happened on Lemmy and I would defy you to prove otherwise (ideally with extensive documentation).

ivanafterall,
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Yes?

ivanafterall,
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You got some dry ass-biscuits boi.

ivanafterall,
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If you have breakfast sausage and you've never made your own gravy, it's really not that hard!

ivanafterall,
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the golden rule

In case you didn't grow up with it, the golden rule comes from Jesus' saying that no matter what it is, there exists pornography of it on the internet.

ivanafterall,
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Teehee! Why are you so nervous!? You always know how to push my buttons! I want this!

ivanafterall,
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Your brain gets smart but your head gets numb?

ivanafterall,
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Wasn't that one that was cancelled before it got an ending? I'm tempted to watch it, but don't want to set myself up for disappointment.

ivanafterall,
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This is cool. I'm no vexillologist, but the current Maryland flag looks like someone just clicked "Random All" on a Flag Generator and said, "That's it! Perfect! No changes!"

ivanafterall,
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I'm not deaf, I just prefer to consume my music as it was originally created: in print.

ivanafterall,
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Damn it, now it's going to be stuck in my head all day.

ivanafterall,
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Those sons of bitches actually did it!

ivanafterall,
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If you need something aspirational:

Microsoft Excel World Championships

ivanafterall, (edited )
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"Someone's been naughty this year!" -The Depraved Voyeur

ivanafterall,
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Joke's on you. I'm spending Thanksgiving alone! Ha!

...ha.

ivanafterall,
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Does PSA do cock grading or is it more like a Sotheby's deal?

ivanafterall,
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Nice, I love to laugh! Say something funny!

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If I were this bird, I'd be keeping a low profile, today of all days.

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