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ivanafterall,
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I don't want to entirely pull the rug out from under you, but you may still be the only person who loves that. I was making what I intended to be an obviously disgusting joke. I'm sorry. :P

ivanafterall,
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Mayonnaise.

ivanafterall, (edited )
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Like when Galen Erso redeems himself by informing the Rebel Alliance of the Death Star's vulnerability?

ivanafterall,
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Maybe they got super jacked?

ivanafterall,
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You should focus more on the orgies and figs.

ivanafterall,
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It's like real life Tinder. You have to stand physically nude in front of potential co-orgyists as they judge you and decide your worth.

ivanafterall,
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What better way to warm up than being under a mass of sweaty, writhing bodies?

ivanafterall,
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It's probably not. It was created by children's TV network Nickelodeon.

ivanafterall,
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This might be the only satisfying and appropriate conclusion without things getting really somber really fast.

ivanafterall,
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Might as well stick around for the time capsule opening at this point, then let your cat chow down.

ivanafterall,
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Me at Rocket League and most sports games. It's a real struggle.

Does "Rock music is evil / of the devil" have racist roots?

As a Christian most of the circles I’m around are pretty chill…no stone-cold fundamentalists. But I have been around people (and even had family members) who are 100% convinced that rock music is evil and will lead people to engage in witchcraft and draw pentagrams all over their home....

ivanafterall,
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I'm liking the sound of this devil fellow.

ivanafterall, (edited )
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YEEES. I've been going through this and feel like an emergent butterfly. LEARN TO DANCE. It will open up entire new worlds--like dance floors at weddings! Think of the possibilities! And it's honestly just a blast.

ivanafterall,
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All of the other moons are severely autistic. Ours is balls-out confident. "Yeah, bitch, what. You blinked."

ivanafterall,
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Why do you lie? Why do you move the goalposts between every meeting? Why are you the way that you are?

Or maybe that's just for me.

ivanafterall,
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Nice humblebrag. "I still have a layer of material on my socks!" Asshole.

ivanafterall,
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Ironic, your mom complained it was too small.

ivanafterall,
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That's a great price for a totally custom build.

ivanafterall,
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I see some of my posts mixed in there!

ivanafterall,
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You put the lime in the coconut!?

ivanafterall,
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I'd give back my portion, but I don't own any of it either.

ivanafterall,
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He wouldn't seem so cute if you watched his body cam footage.

ivanafterall,
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He reportedly added, "What in the world!?" before concluding, "Crazy!"

ivanafterall,
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-Michael Scott

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If I had a nickel.

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