Omega_Haxors,

Do not eat the giant purple carrot. (It is inadvisable)

Sadrockman,
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That’s why you don’t eat peppers 24/7

wafflez,

nsfw

dlpkl,

I mean, if you practice enough…

JairJacom,

Hahaha that last picture

Gorusnor,

Who knew a large poop stopper would hurt 😕

Dyskolos,

Do you really think “large” is the adequate adjective for this titanic anal-intruder-5000-xxxl-plusplus? I don’t…

idunnololz,
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Wait this is me.

squiblet,
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It's taken me decades to figure this out

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Sigh

devfuuu,

Unzips

Duranie,

Careful. With those proportions might need a wider base.

HotDogFingies,
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It's like this moment was made for my boyfriend.

tacosanonymous,

That fourth one is way too spicy.

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

It’s worth it

Tb0n3, (edited )

I feel like OP jumped straight from horse to giant’s bedpost cap.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8b1a32f5-2725-486a-a4cc-3e46fdec0655.webp

Omega_Haxors,

Pieces who look like that are 83% more likely to go “Yes master? Right away.”

bobs_monkey,

That’s a quite sizable dumper-stopper

ivanafterall,
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Ironic, your mom complained it was too small.

balancedchaos,

Doesn’t even have a kickstarter.

SpaceNoodle,

Megacolon

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