Sadrockman, Eat what you like,but if you want a “melt”, go to a restaurant. If you just want a grilled cheese(or toastie),go to the truck. Simple. And damn,why isn’t this a thing? I’d kill for a simple grilled cheese rn
neutron, I would have loved this as a drunk college kid at 2 am.
Sadrockman, Perfect drunk food. Greasy,gooey,and warm.
ieightpi, youtu.be/8E4cQHejFq0?si=8PiZpHIcYGqBkVYj
Because it’s opposite day
Zelytic, Did someone say Opposite Day?
ieightpi, thank you
ikidd, I’d probably double that menu to include coffee.
No cream.
No sugar.
Take your coffee and grilled cheese sandwich and fuck off over thereabouts
ZoopZeZoop, What kind of combo is grilled cheese and coffee? Lemonade and grilled cheese, maybe.
ikidd, Coffee is life.
mycelium_underground, There is nothing coffee doesn’t go with
buzz86us, Can we make this a national chain? So many people just need this sometimes
Skkorm, Americans are putting tomato slices on grilled cheese sandos? Fack man, just when I thought y’all couldn’t sink any lower…
LemmyKnowsBest, deleted_by_author
averyfalken, That is not a grilled cheese that is a melt their is a very fucking distinct difference
ZoopZeZoop, It’s fucking good.
Cort, No tomatoes, but I like to throw some feta and a couple basil leaves in mine
Zerush, Selling hot coffee to prostitutes on the street in winter at night
ASeriesOfPoorChoices, SOURCE: Xitter, June 7, 2019
twitter.com/…/1136992675742269440
The number of replies and follow-ups to this is amazing. It’s a brilliant read.
LemmyKnowsBest, please copy and paste it or screenshot it for those of us who abhor Twitter
davepleasebehave, I think I have to register to read the thread. not sure it’s worth it. ludditism intensifies.
interceder270, How much is Panera charging for their grilled cheese these days?
It was like $4 last I was there, but that was years ago.
Acters, $8.40 +tax last time I went there, however forced to have a “free” side
interceder270, What the fuck.
XTornado, 🤦♂️
LemmyKnowsBest, panera grilled cheese are a bit more artisan than the above yellow food truck’s
grayman, (edited ) Truly it’s not though. Their bread is trash and American cheese is American cheese. And I guarantee they do not use real butter.
driving_crooner, Can you legally don’t give change? I don’t think you can do that in Brazil at least.
repungnant_canary, They don’t say they won’t give change. They say that you will get as much grilled cheese as much money you give not as much you ask for.
XTornado, Uhm if you simply deny service to those who don’t have exact amount… It’s that legal?
ZeroTHM, I’m thinking “people with too much money” isn’t a protected class, so probably.
osmn, That’s like, the only protected class
driving_crooner, There’s a couple of laws I think would make that illegal on Brazil. First, you have to accept legal tender, for example you cannot have a “credit card only” policy. Second, they are laws against “married sells”, where you can’t sell items on “groups” without the possibility of them for being bought individually (like you cannot sell pizza+soda, without selling the pizza or the soda individually). Based on those I guess you cannot not accept a 5, neither force the client to buy 5 if they only want 1.
CaptnNMorgan, But those laws don’t seem to imply that the seller can’t give 5 grilled cheeses when accepting a $5 bill. There is a possibility of buying just one grilled cheese, you give them $1. If the client chooses to produce a 5, after reading the rules, then whether they plan on eating more than one or not, it doesn’t matter.
In this situation nobody is refusing to accept legal tender nor are they attempting to make “married sells” with items that can’t be bought individually.
driving_crooner, If I give you a 5 and want only 1 sandwich, you can’t reject my money, neither force me to buy 5 sandwiches.
CaptnNMorgan, (edited ) If you give me a 5 you are purchasing 5 sandwiches.
Edit: nobody is forcing you to hand me a 5
vsis, I wonder if it have a vegan option.
w2tpmf, Here’s your plain toast
HiddenLayer5, Ah yes, the classic dish: Grilled Null Sandwich.
phorq, Well, it’s grilled cheese. You can remove the cheese yourself, see what I care.
OmnipotentEntity, Sure, I’d give you dry toast for $1.
MiddledAgedGuy, I get that it’s probably a joke. But I would absolutely go out of my way to get small bills to buy basic grilled sandwiches from this person complete with, what I assume, is barely hospitable service.
I feel like that’s kind of a hipster thing? I don’t care for the label, but I can’t argue it sometimes fits.
Obi, This is post-hipster. Hipster would have cheese made from the milk of a specific goat you only find in one specific mountain in Peru, the bread would be sourdough baked right there in the truck and there’s a choice of 23 different toppings.
This is the reaction to that.
MiddledAgedGuy, I can’t argue with that!
I enjoyed the all too accurate description.
clifftiger, Hipster would also tell everyone his biography and emphasize how much meeting that goat and the shepards on that specific mountain in Peru has changed his entire life.
Guntrigger, So what you’re saying is, it’s double hipster
FlyingSquid, People are actually in this thread discussing how feasible this is as if it were a real plan down to calculating specific costs and supporting them with URLs.
Never change, Lemmy.
Potatos_are_not_friends, Many of us do have this fantasy.
I’m sick of seeing $6 for a bag of fries and $12 for a basic ass sandwich.
whofearsthenight, I mean, it’s a bummer when the bougie burger places do this, but when the taco trucks and teriyaki shops near me started costing more than $2 a taco or $10 for a plate of yakisoba, I knew shit was getting hard out there.
UnverifiedAPK, $10 yakisoba???
whofearsthenight, I live in a small town in Oregon. A few years ago, it was $7. Now it’s $10.
TheBloodFarts, (edited ) Here in Canada we’ve got trucks selling 3 tacos for like $18. People here are out of their minds
whofearsthenight, My god. I mean, it’s probably a fair price to pay for no mass shootings and universal health care, but still wild.
JustMy2c, A few years back in HollandN(UTRECHT) one shop actually ONLY sold sandwiches (not grilled) for a buck or so. They had LINES. Then shit got renod
Mr_Blott, None of this sentence makes any sense at all man
JustMy2c, Just saying the concept works, ppl DO want a simply Sammy for a buck and the ingredients are less as 30% of sales price even with some real decent toppings. But renovation (and extreme rent) only allows multi nationals to compete at busy places like city central stations etc.
BCsven, There was one in metro vancouver area, it was a store front. but it was just cheap grilled cheese nothing else. like costco hot dog pricing
Cthulhus_Cuck, It still there? I’m in downtown but go through metro enough it’d be worth knowing about
BCsven, I no longer see it so maybe COVID lock down killed business
paysrenttobirds, Gaslamp district in San Diego had a cafeteria like this years ago, guessing it’s no longer a thing, but simple cheap menu would have steady customers, maybe profitable, it’s the business development people who would oppose.
MystikIncarnate, Makes me wonder what people are paying for bread, Kraft cheese (or a knockoff of the same) and butter/margarine.
Seriously, a single grilled cheese shouldn’t be more than $1, it should be much less… At least in materials… The cost of grilling it and cleaning up and whatnot should still be really cheap. Even if you wrap the sandwiches in wax/parchment paper or whatever and serve it, you should still be able to make a profit per sandwich. Whether you would be better off doing this rather than getting a job at McDonald’s or whatever… That will depend on how popular the food truck is…
Tippon, There used to be a vending machine in a hosiptal near me that would heat up a premade grilled cheese sandwich for £2. Being a vending machine in a hospital, they had to be making at least enough to cover the costs plus wastage. I’d say that somewhere with high footfall, especially on a cold day, you could make at least some profit from this.
PowerGloveSoBad, (edited )
- Grill cheez
- Grill cheez
- Grill cheez
- No Pepsi Grill cheez
Che_Donkey, Seriously, making me feel reeeeal old that I get this reference. NOCOKE , pepsi!
scottywh, Cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger pepsi
banneryear1868, People do this at Phish shows out of their gross tour vans, you could charge double there at least and corner the market.
Potatos_are_not_friends, Phish shows are kinda their own universe.
I’m pretty sure they have their own currency.
banneryear1868, I’ve been to many and that’s why I love it
neptune, A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of “melts”. Almost every “grilled cheese” sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called “grilledcheese” is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It’s called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don’t know what the hell you’d call that but it’s not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I’ve eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled “melts” because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I’m not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I’ve seen post after post of peoples “grilled cheeses” all over reddit and it’s been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.
You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.
Hiro8811, Oh, Great Sage please teach us your ways
interdimensionalmeme, Grilled cheese with bacon is grilled cheese
I_am_10_squirrels, Bacon melt
randombullet, I love this copy pasta
jonsnothere, What the fuck is a subreddit?
neptune, It’s a place where subs can gossip about their doms
Mrkawfee, Thanks for that classic.
subtext, To this day my friends know not to call a melt a grilled cheese around me or they’re going to hear my shitty retelling of this.
thetreesaysbark, Whilst this was a very entertaining read, you dropped your pedanticness (pedantry?) when you started calling Lemmy communities ‘subreddits’.
If we can’t call a tomato and cheese toasty a grilled cheese with tomato we definitely can’t call these communities subreddits! :D
neptune, It’s a copy paste from reddit and I didn’t feel like editing the glory
chumbalumber, I regret to inform you that it is in fact a Reddit copypasta, and not original content.
thetreesaysbark, I feel betrayed
HerbSolo, if italians invented the grilled cheese
frazw, As a non American, where I am from, we call them toasties. Cheese toasties, cheese and tomato toasties, etc.
I don’t know of any puritans who argue about what a true toastie is, but I may have lived a sheltered life. People will argue about anything.
Dagwood222, NO THEY WON’T!! STOP LYING!!
[jk]
MrScottyTay, Toasties are the way!
And yeah I’d argue what makes a toastie is much more lenient than the american counterparts.
I’ve seen a toastie been called a toastie just because it was essentially a sandwich with toast.
Tippon, No! My wife calls sandwiches made with toast toasties, and it’s wrong! These bad people need to be punished
Fish, Huh. As an American, I thought my mom was the only person who referred to them as cheese toasties.
coaxil, Aussie??
frazw, Brit
daemoz, Who calls a panini a jaffle for $500?
Jimmycrackcrack, (edited ) If we’re going to dive straight in to the pedantry then: a panini, in English speaking countries is usually referring to a heated sandwich made from bread that is a roll (long rather than square, with an outer crust and sliced lengthways in half), usually some form of Italian bread in keeping with the Italian namesake. Panini’s as far as I’m aware are filled with anything you want, but specifically are heated, usually (or exclusively?) in a press of some kind. Jaffles are like toasties, I’d personally call them a subset of toastie, heated in a specific type of press called a jaffle machine and made only with sliced, square, toast style bread as you’d likely get in a cheap, pre-sliced and packaged loaf. The type of press is important to qualify as a jaffle, as is the bread type and shape because these machines will only fit certain standardised bread types and needs to seal shut during heating. When you put a filled sandwich (with just about any filling combo but almost always with cheese), built with two, square, toasting slices, in to a jaffle machine the shape of the cavity in this machine forces a diagonal division between two opposing corners of the bread which also squashes the filling in to either of the two bread triangles formed on either side of this diagonal. The section of dividing line between the triangles compresses the two slices of bread together in that section, which gets particularly hot and forms a snappable, dark coloured ridge between the two halves of the jaffle. When your jaffle is done, it comes out as a single object with the two halves stuck together by the dividing line, but to eat, you typically apply pressure to each opposing half causing the brittle, dividing line to snap giving you two triangular halves of a sandwich with filling completely sealed inside.
You could perhaps say ‘who calls a panini a toastie for $500?’, because toasties have a much broader, looser definition like paninis. Even though the classic ‘toastie’ will more likely be similar to a jaffle, (though crucially not heated in a jaffle machine and thus not having the jaffle shape imposed upon it), it could actually be any bread and just about any filling (though almost always including cheese), much like a panini.
I really don’t like jaffles and I have noticed a decline in their popularity as I’ve gotten older. They are a good idea in theory, but in practice, because the machine crimps the perimeter of the bread slices together and also the dividing line between the halves as well, you end up with burning hot filling and steam sealed and squashed inside of two bulged areas, one for each triangle. Those crimped edges and dividing line mean eating one involves a chore of biting through a lot of plain, unfilled, nearly burned toast before getting to all the filling which having been trapped inside is ridiculously hot and inevitably burns you. It also means that, the contents tends to get kind of steamed during cooking, making things quite flabby. Much prefer a toastie made in a sandwich press, which is basically a panini press minus the grill lines.
Tippon, You’ve just described a toastie and toastie maker. I don’t know what this jaffle nonsense is all about, but it sounds like someone is sneaking toasties through customs in a dodgy trenchcoat!
Jimmycrackcrack, (edited ) Jaffles and their associated machine are represented here
Toasties here and here, and here, and here where it doesn’t even have a lid, and this one which should really just be called a Reuben but the Aussies stick “toastie” on as a suffix.
Note the variety of breads and fillings. Toasties are a very flexible concept.Those toasties have been cooked any number of ways, under a grill (broiler to the yanks), in a pan, hell even a toaster followed by a microwave, also very commonly in one of these, a sandwich press, which as you can see is flat and and does not seal. Those also sometimes come with little ridges for grill lines like the American panini presses, but I prefer this style as it’s more versatile.
If you google image search toasties you’ll probably see a few jaffles in the results but if you search jaffles you’re going to pretty much only see… jaffles, which have that characteristic shape imposed by that particular machine.
In conclusion all jaffles are toasties, but not all toasties are jaffles. If it’s been made in a machine that imposes that particular jaffle shape on to it by way of sealing the sandwich in like a waffle iron, then it’s a jaffle.
Tippon, Nope, that’s a toastie maker, plain and simple.
I’ll accept that your first three images could get away with being called toasties, but making a sandwich with a slice of toast doesn’t count. Open topped sandwiches of any kind should be taken out and shot, however they’re prepared. I’ll give cheese on toast a pass, but only because it’s a separate category.
Just because people mistakenly call toasties ‘Jaffles’, doesn’t mean that’s what they are. It’s wrong. Wrong I tell you! Jaffle’s not even a real word!
I really want a toastie now :(
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