0x4E4F, Respect, doesn’t take bullshit 👍.
Potatos_are_not_friends, In Philadelphia, there’s a pizza called Lorenzo’s on South street.
They serve a cheese slice. You can get a whole pie with toppings. But if you want a slice, it’s cheese.
Want a topping? Nope. They’re pretty friendly and just tell you to go to the back until you’re ready for a cheese slice, which I always found funny.
0x4E4F, (edited )
But, I just want a tomato slice 🥺.
Sir, please go to the back of the line or we will call the police.
Ho_Chi_Chungus, Ah, a restaurant run by the head chef and the head chef alone
krashmo, “Cash only. I don’t have Venmo because I’m not some teenage asshole who vapes”
That part got me haha
Anamana, (edited ) My gf and her friends are in their late twenties and vape, how old is this post?
Thteven, I’m middle aged and vape. A lot of us old-heads switched from cigarettes a long time ago.
ASeriesOfPoorChoices, Very.
Kusimulkku, 2019
Very old
Zoomer genocide when
TheBat, Zenocide?
Kusimulkku, I’m stealing that
MeDuViNoX, 2019
Rediphile, (edited ) It’s definitely poking fun at the fact that people who vape are younger on average than those who smoke cigs, not supposing literally only teens vape.
Sort of like how lots of old people also use venmo, but it’s particularly popular among the young.
Fizz, Id love to see food trucks that were dirt cheap and just did 1 food. Please park this grilled cheese truck outside my house
TenderfootGungi, Trucks that do 1 or 2 foods are not that uncommon. We have a fish and chip truck and a glazed donut truck. But none are cheap.
interceder270, But none are cheap.
This is the real kicker. Businesses charge what people are willing to pay, not what stuff costs to produce.
ChickenLadyLovesLife, I went to a food truck festival a few weeks ago, and holy shit the prices of stuff. I don’t think there was a single item you could get for less than $18, and that was like the price of three french fries.
Fizz, Yeah that’s how it is here. Food trucks are only at events and event food costs a fortune for some reason. You’d think that having 1000s of hungry people in one place would allow the to drop the price a bit but nah gotta squeeze us for everything.
ChickenLadyLovesLife, TBF food trucks are insanely expensive (like, $80K+ expensive) so I don’t really blame owners for charging whatever people will pay. I’m just amazed people pay that much.
ICastFist, You’d think that having 1000s of hungry people in one place would allow the to drop the price a bit
That’s the sound of market demand going up, baby!
interceder270, for some reason.
Because useful idiots are proud to pay for it then complain they don’t have enough money.
banneryear1868, Yeah classic food truck venue here is an event at a brewery where they’re legally required to serve food. So you buy tickets and then provide to the vendors, but if you work out the prices it ends up being insane with super small quantities. They always have to make the food weird too, sometimes it’s cool but sometimes you just want normal shitfood.
I wanna do one where it’s like simple lowbrow stoner food done just a little fancy. Like grilled PB&J, but the peanut butter is the good stuff and the jam has the full berries in it, sourdough bread that can really take a heavy fry in some salted butter. The kind of stuff that’s dirt simple to make but really shines with a bit of extra love.
Holyhandgrenade, Yes but they were artisanal french fries
zeekaran, In Colorado, that has been my experience for over a decade. Food truck food was never cheap here. In Portland, just this year, I managed a few great and cheap meals from their food carts.
Potatos_are_not_friends, In my city: there was two stoners who ran around making three types of ramen - vegan, non-vegan (their broth is a different), and regular (they crack an egg).
It was like $6-7.
I loved those guys and used to follow them around.
Fizz, A ramen groupie
interceder270, (edited ) Imagine paying $6 for noodles.
They probably loved you, lol.
awnery, no pepper. no hot sauce. no dippin that in a fryer. no fresh tomato slices. the only point of this being an entire food truck is to cover it in angry words.
JamesStallion, None of those things you mentioned are ingredients in grilled cheese. The purpose of the food truck is to make grilled cheese.
morgunkorn, (edited ) if you want to read the original thread, check this: nitter.net/tinymediaempire/…/1136992675742269440#…
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awnery, 10/10 dark af 1/10 sandwiches are rubbbery
MeDuViNoX, If I were drunk, I’d probably get 300$ out of the ATM and laugh the entire hour or whatever it took…
Then eat like 10 and give the rest away to people.
spectre, Oh shit I thought it was a shopped picture just for the concept
morgunkorn, it is, the designer/illustrator Daniel Danger did a render of both sides
spectre, Yeah after looking again I noticed that 😅
DJDarren, Put this outside a good number of pubs in the UK and you’ll make an absolute killing. It would have to offer a £1 toastie, of course, but the principle is the same.
elxeno,
DJDarren, ACAB, my good chap.
los_chill, I wanna open a beer garden the size of a parking spot next to it that sells cans of Rainier for a dollar out of a cooler and has a boom box and some plastic kiddie furniture. Party on.
awnery, Mount Near Beer!
los_chill, Tacoma Corona
Art3sian, Yeah, hi. I’m lactose and gluten intolerant and I was wondering if…
hemko, Yes you can fuck off with or without grilled cheese.
ICastFist, Yes you can fuck off with or without your face grilled
Fix’d
fossilesque, If you ever find yourself around Cleveland, OH, find a Melt: meltbarandgrilled.com/menu/
zeekaran, Melt is crazy good. Half sandwiches, vegan, gluten free, or full on grease and meat and dairy. I go once every time I visit Ohio. I’d go twice if I hated my body.
solrize, This was basically Blondies Pizza back in the day. Also the nitter thread is from 2019.
thiccdiccnicc, Gotta give the cheeser another chance
Kosta554, Hehehehe.
Catsrules, (edited ) What happens if i pay $1.50?
Do I get .50 back? Or do i get half a sandwich or do I just get bread or just cheese or a bread with cheese but not grilled?
Land_Strider, Read section: bottom left; No change given, sort out your own shit.
morgunkorn, Cyndi B @spintheiryarns 7 Jun 2019 Replying to @tinymediaempire
what happens if i give you $1.37
Daniel Danger @tinymediaempire 7 Jun 2019
i round down so you get one grilled cheese and i get a 37 cent tip and also i put you on a mental list for being a troublemaker
AlpineSteakHouse, If you can pay someone $1.50, then you can pay them $1. You can’t even pull a “I don’t have a smaller bill” or other shit.
If you try to pay $1.50 then you’re just being a trouble maker.
LoamImprovement, I imagine they throw the coins back at your face along with the grilled cheese.
Catsrules, I was thinking maybe they bake the coins in with the grilled cheese . Who doesn’t live a chocking hazard/chipped tooth?
LoamImprovement, I thought that at first but that seems too artisanal.
owenfromcanada, He’ll make you two sandwiches, but he’ll take three bites out of one of them.
Imgonnatrythis, Gross.
ivanafterall, I'm excited to introduce my latest business:
The $.99 Grilled Cheese Food Truck. Conveniently located next to the $1 Grilled Cheese Food Truck. Come with $1, leave with a grilled cheese and money still in your pocket (yes, we give change).
Delphia, If you sorted out the methodology one person could staff a changeless truck, you start giving change thats a lot of time.
Katana314, Honestly, from my experience with whole prices and no sales tax in Europe, I might just stay with the first truck.
jballs, I would go with the first truck specifically NOT to get a penny back.
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Come to Canada, we got rid of pennies and legalized weed.
Welcome to the future!
GarfieldYaoi, This capitalist is alright.
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