TheBlue22,

Why are the stupidest jokes the funniest to me

I might have an issue

Gemini24601,
@Gemini24601@lemmy.world avatar

It was probably made by this: hell house

LemmyKnowsBest,

If I saw that thing making soup for me, I’d run away.

Corigan,

Think I saw this mini On critical role

Benign,

Clearly a smart home

Slovene,

It’s a typo, was supposed to say homie.

ivanafterall,
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Do you think people with arms never eat soup?

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

So your telling me you made this soup inside Dave

WarmSoda,

“He lives in that piece of paper!?”

capt_wolf,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

Excuse me, what’s the “soup du jour?”

Viking_Hippie,

Sorry, but the chef got more strict about not making too many of those. Our days are numbered now.

Twinkletoes,

I’m sorry but I ordered soup du jour last time I was here and this isn’t it.

youngGoku,

Technically a house can have arms… A Coat of Arms.

EmoDuck,

Ffs it’s only a Coat if Arms if it’s from the arms region of France. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling jacket

Jumuta, (edited )

that’s just a coat, unless a coat can be an arm

ericisshort,

It’s not “coat = arm,” it’s “coat OF arms,” and I could totally some psychopath making a coat out of other people’s arms.

pruwybn, (edited )
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Me: Do you want to see my coat of arms?

My friend: Oh, you’re into heraldry?

Me, pulling a coat made out of human arms from my closet: What’s heraldry?

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