Viking_Hippie

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Viking_Hippie,

No new Scunthorpe though, for some reason 🤔

Viking_Hippie,

Could be worse. Could be Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Earth

Viking_Hippie,

Non, regrette rien.

Viking_Hippie,

🤞please say it didn’t happen!🤞

Viking_Hippie,

somebody cums in you to prevent a pregnancy

Seems kinda counter-intuitive if you ask me…

Viking_Hippie,

I’m aware. What I was joking about was the ambiguous wording that could be taken to mean that someone came in someone in order to prevent pregnancy. Potentially analogous to turning on a lamp to prevent light 😛

Viking_Hippie,

Reminds me of this passage from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:

The renewed shock had nearly made him spill his drink. He drained it quickly before anything serious happened to it. He then had another quick one to follow the first one down and check that it was all right.

Viking_Hippie,

Oh, we used to dream of livin’ in a corridor! Would ha’ been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us!

Viking_Hippie,

don’t hurt anybody

Gonna have to be real careful in your upper range then… Not judging, just warning 😁

Viking_Hippie,

Just not too recently. Trust me, I know.

Viking_Hippie,

Would you Firefox me? I’d Firefox me so hard.

Viking_Hippie,

To Lem or not to Lem, that’s a weird question.

Viking_Hippie,

If Assman thinks it has anything to do with Assistant Managers, I bet they’ll be disappointed.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

That’s actually a stack of salami slices. From 1994.

Viking_Hippie,

Baldurs Gate 3

Viking_Hippie,

Sour sour five dollar!

Viking_Hippie,

Everyone knows you gotta use a Motorola to play Fortnite!

Viking_Hippie,

It’s text.

Unless your boss is actively reading your screen or it makes you so damn hot you can’t contain yourself, it’s safe for work.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Hard to know for sure, with all the prudes and other misguided people around everywhere 🤷

I’ve seen people sincerely complaining about “NSFW text” before 🤦

Viking_Hippie,

I vote it plays Tennessee Whiskey

Viking_Hippie,

Can’t be. She’s not stuck under any furniture.

Viking_Hippie,

Oh yeah? Could be that he DOES have broken arms, but he can’t afford to go to a doctor so he toughs it out on cheap black market painkillers, leading to bones that never heal right and life-long crippling opioid addiction! Checkmate, capitalist!

Sheesh, I took that to a SUPER dark place for what started as a silly porn joke! 😂

Viking_Hippie,

Probably 🤷

Viking_Hippie,

What do you mean how?

Viking_Hippie,

Yeah! Even back when I was in good shape and strong and shit, I could never hold my breath for more than a minute AND I was never a very efficient swimmer, so I’d have been absolutely dreadful at underwater rugby 😂

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