AnonWyo

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AnonWyo,

Naw. I’m plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

AnonWyo,

License and registration…CHICKEN FUCKER!

AnonWyo,

Nor cunning use of flags.

AnonWyo,

Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.

AnonWyo,

I don’t know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

AnonWyo,

Cobain’s, too.

AnonWyo,

Maybe. As for me, I’m just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

AnonWyo,

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

AnonWyo,

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13…

AnonWyo,

I’d be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone’s Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

AnonWyo,

Turducken would like a word.

AnonWyo,

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

AnonWyo,

Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

Carbohydrated.

AnonWyo,

MAGA. We put the Fun in “fundamental.”

AnonWyo,

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.

AnonWyo,

2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don’t be afraid to set big goals for yourself.

AnonWyo,

They have cars in the Middle East?

Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

AnonWyo,

Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

“Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!”

AnonWyo,

Holy Ghost?

What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

“And I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you God and Jesus kids!”

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