Aurenkin,

These guys are dodgy as fuck. They said they just wanted water but then when I came back later the water jug was replaced with wine! We don’t allow BYO, I swear some people just think the rules don’t apply to them.

SPRUNT,

And you can guarantee they come in 15 minutes before closing because someone mentioned the place at Bible study.

refoux,

For 24. 11 on each side, and 1 on each end. You’re counting the 2 on the ends twice.

Fades, (edited )

K but the joke is: 12 disciples + Jesus = 13 but since they all on the same side they request 13*2 = 26 seated table, 13 at each side. Normally people are not seated at the ends in a restaurant setting, which is the frame of the joke

Ghostalmedia,
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Wine better be Josh

FartsWithAnAccent,
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“These motherfuckers better leave a tip…”

Hotdogman,

Oh, a tip was given for sure.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Holy moyley!

betterdeadthanreddit,

1 Samuel 18:27

FartsWithAnAccent,
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“Yoooo, I’m gonna deep fry these bitches!”

-Saul or something idklol

Imgonnatrythis,

Especially the old barefoot dude. Can’t believe the hostess let these flip flop mofos in but barefoot smelly old guy - cmon.

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