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Slovene, (edited ) in Trust the leprechauns

Ten IS smaller than 3. No. 3 at least gets the bronze medal, what does 10 get? They explained it well with the rainbow. On top of the rainbow are 1, 2 and 3 and then all the lower numbers from 4 onwards are below them.

tubaruco, in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

where the hell did that image come from

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

You should try browsing deep into stock images sometime. Some weird shit in there.

xavier666, in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

What if they learn to open doors?

don, in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.

Wait, so christians couldn’t figure this out? Guess we’re the new christians, kids.

Donebrach, in Kosher Beef
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Which one piece villain is this?

Snapz, (edited ) in The Da Vinci Cookie

O.R.E.O.

  • Only
  • Russell
  • Eats
  • Oranges

Right? Do you get it?

211, in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.

There are also 12 templar crosses. I did not find an anagram for “OREO” in Latin, nor is it “INRI” transposed directly in alphabet, but there might be something to force there. Both being four-letter words with same beginning and end and all.

psy32nd, in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

Maybe I’m coffee-cup-sexual

curiousaur, in Spread the word!

Shit tomorrow!? I did it today!

RizzRustbolt, in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

That… is an iguanodon.

Agent641, in Spread the word!

No dog and 1 yr sober. What do?

flambonkscious,

Well, you’re the poor sod who went into work and still has to do everything?

Hopefully you get a bonus or something

mlg, in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone here forgetting that this makes it dense and not fluffy otherwise we’d have put literally everything conceivable into a waffle iron.

fidodo,

Are you sure? Waffles made in a waffle iron are fluffy so just because it’s made in a waffle iron doesn’t mean it can’t be fluffy.

shalafi, in You ask too much of him

Would you ever really want to see an angel?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EChBRIF7BU

M137, in Spread the word!
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t have a dog or any bourbon (or any other alcohol and I’m too poor to get anything, even just a couple of beers).

But I hope everyone has a great unofficial holiday! Enjoy your canine company and liquor, everyone deserves it.

Vacationlandgirl,

We are in the same boat, however, I wanted you to know that your positivity changed my perspective and I left this post feeling happy for everyone who can properly celebrate this holiday, rather than bitter that I cannot.

Thank you! 💜

Blooper, in Kosher Beef

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