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EmperorHenry, in oh snap.
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I power blasted diarrhea a lot in my day.

Now I power blast giant turds and I fart way more…I owe it to a high fiber diet.

Agent641,
thechadwick,

Non credible defense is skewing older and more colon-health conscious than I would have initially expected…

TIL.

Dove9848, in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.

Damnit…now I just want to eat some Oreos.

TragicNotCute, in guide
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I’m not leaving this house unless you have something awesome like a jewel.

The_Eminent_Bon, in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

I would argue dutch ovens aren’t pans

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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They’re deep pans if you think about it

angrystego, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

Dark chocolate also contains sugar.

ObviouslyNotBanana, in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.
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Anything cast iron will do tbh

MrJameGumb, in Kosher Beef
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I hoped this was a fake, but Google lens has verified it is indeed real lol

I wonder if he lost a bet or something? I can’t imagine anyone seriously thinking this was a good idea…

Mozingo,
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Lol, it was just a joke by the tattoo artist. It’s not real. vancouverisawesome.com/…/vancouver-tattoo-artist-…

MrJameGumb,
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I feel much better about it then lol

MystikIncarnate, in Spread the word!

So this is every day, right?

Tylerdurdon, in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

Better than a Dutch rudder?

mp3, in Get in the zone!
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RIP_Cheems, in You ask too much of him
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I said don’t be afraid.

Chickenstalker, (edited ) in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...

> yanks calling a muffin a biscuit

Utter muppets

Mr_Blott,

Is that not a scone tho?

AceTKen,
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Now I’m confused… What do YOU call a normal North American muffin?

Like a blueberry bran one or something.

Asafum,

Footmuffin

SoleInvictus, (edited )
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Muffin in non-North American English refers to a part-raised flatbread, like a crumpet. In North America, muffin typically refers to a sweetened quickbread baked in a mold like a large cupcake, but shockingly even less healthy. The rest of the English speaking world generally refers to this as an American muffin.

In North America, biscuit refers to a levened, typically unsweetened quickbread. For the rest of the English speaking world, a biscuit is flat, unlevened, and often sweet, like shortbread. This would be referred to in North America as a cookie.

We do love to confuse each other.

Vacationlandgirl, (edited )

Now someone is… checks notes… “Taking the piss” which either means giving us yanks shit or genuinely confused about how we could be confused… I think?

I’m a Damned Yankee that used to just be a Yankee working for a company headquartered in Scotland & Alabama for ten years. I don’t know anymore!

Dolphinfreetuna, in Ghost-riding the whip

You can instantly tell everyone’s init roll

BoxerDevil, in Kosher Beef

It’s not even ash Wednesday

Ghostalmedia,
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It’s wiener Wednesday at this man’s church. The priest blessed you with hot dog water.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Spread the word!
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If I have cats can it be rum?

wizzor,

And if I have no cats, can it also be rum, because I’m sad about not having cats?

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