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Poggervania, in Jesus Christ is my ninja
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For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE

Kushia, in How they got their names
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I may be stupid but I don’t understand what this image is trying to communicate to me. It just looks like a line between two islands with a bunch of nonsensical words to me.

Excrubulent, in How they got their names
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This means we can extrapolate the location of Izeland.

webghost0101, in incredible

Fools as i carry with me all of human knowledge, right here in this fragile tiny black slab. I can tell you all once you tell me what your wifi password is.

sharkfucker420, in incredible
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Business majors

OppositeOfOxymoron, in incredible
SSUPII, in Another Halloween Safety Lesson
stebo02, in Another Halloween Safety Lesson
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isn’t it the ghosts who kill pacman??

pooberbee, in Ancient Egypt

Saddam Hussein?

ininewcrow, in Feel old yet?
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user224, in Circle of life
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I can stop this. I can just never have kids.

EvilTed, in Circle of life

This Be The Verse

BY PHILIP LARKIN

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.

They may not mean to, but they do.

They fill you with the faults they had

And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn

By fools in old-style hats and coats,

Who half the time were soppy-stern

And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.

It deepens like a coastal shelf.

Get out as early as you can,

And don’t have any kids yourself.

Swedneck, in Circle of life
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am i the only one who had pretty good parents?

Yeah they’re not perfect but like the biggest mistake they made was not getting me diagnosed for autism as a kid, and that’s not really something i blame them for since it’s really a societal problem and you can’t feasibly handle something you’ve heard about in passing twice in your entire life…

Like it’s not rocket science, treat your kids like actual human beings and you’re a good way toward being a good parent.

EmoDuck, in Would work on me

“Yeah so after dropping the acid I went on a walk and met the god of nature, in the form of a deerclops. Was pretty good, gonna do that again soon”

Gork, in Would work on me

Bonus points if it does that creepy thing where it passes behind a distant tree and appears in front of a closer tree.

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