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PrinceWith999Enemies, (edited ) in oh snap.

I think the real problem would be ecosystem collapse.

Ecosystems evolve as complex, interdependent systems with nonlinearities. What happens when you kill off 50% of pollinators in a single instant? 50% of plankton? 50% of grasses? The problem with nonlinear systems is that killing off half of A and half of B won’t have a linear effect if the relationship depends on having minimum levels of A. Assume it’s a random function such that we kill off half of all plants and on top of that half of all rhizobium bacteria which fix nitrogen for many plant species. Now we’re killing off potentially all plants that depend on having a stable population of rhizobium bacteria, which will have a cascading effect throughout the already devastated ecosystem. It’s all about tipping points and sigmoid curves and such.

The truth is that it was a completely stupid idea, and it was what finally broke my love of the marvel franchise. Either you have runaway ecosystem collapses, or the populations will simply return back to their original levels to hit their ecological carrying capacities again. Kill off half of termites, and you’ll probably be back to the same level of termites in a decade or less. Even with people (using the word inclusively across all technological species), you’d have a population surge that within less than a century or so would be brought back to carrying capacities. Populations self-regulate via interaction with their ecosystems. You’re either going to end up with 100% extinctions or system recovery to current levels within a very brief period via normal reproduction and evolutionary dynamics.

It was a massive effort undertaken by an immortal and massively intelligent person that is inherently flawed because the marvel writers apparently never took Biology 101-102. I’m not saying it was GoT season 8 levels of bad, but after watching those last couple of movies I not only never rewatched them, but I checked out of the mcu pretty much entirely after having rewatched the previous movies multiple times each.

Agent641, (edited )

What if there was an endangered animal with only one surviving individual? Does Thanos snap half of the animal?

somePotato, (edited )

The movies did a great job at presenting thanos as an extremist that sincerely wants the greater good by questionable means, but it falls apart because his grand plan is just so stupid. The only way to reconcile the sympathetic character with the dumb plan is to point out he’s “THANOS THE MAD TITAN”, not “THANOS THE TITAN THAT FULLY CONSIDERS THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS ACTIONS”

Would have been much better if they just kept his original motivation from the comics: Death is a hot lady and horny thanos does the snap as a gift to her

PrinceWith999Enemies,

My problem isn’t that he’s a Mad Titan, but that the plot makes Ready Player One look like Les Miserables. It’s basically a concept script you’d expect to see coming out from the writer pool from 30 Rock where Tracy Jordan has a six armed alien outfit.

We all know GoT died the death it did because they had absolutely no idea how to wrap it up and just wanted to be done with it. The mcu money should have been more than enough to do a proper job with transitioning the storyline, but they felt the need to do something blockbusting with it. I would rather have had a Watchmen style conclusion where some people move into retirement homes while the next generation comes forward, but their need to go over the top just turned it into a ludicrous script.

I really don’t care that much. I was getting a bit tired of the franchise anyway (although the new GotG was pretty great), but it always kind of sucks when you can tell that the creatives involved just don’t care anymore. Contrast that with something like the final episode of MASH.

BlueLineBae, in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

Hmmm chicken and waffles reimagined? Or OR… Fish and waffles opposed to fish and chips! Ok now we’re talkin!

Gingerlegs,

yes

brbposting,

Beard man puts fried chicken on cheddar biscuit

Enjoys himself

Yum

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It almost makes up for the fact that I can’t go to Red Lobster and say, “just keep the biscuits coming, I won’t be ordering today.”

SpaceNoodle,

we make our OWN cheddar biscuits and it is healthier with tastier flavor

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
teamevil,

Proof and recipe or it’s all lies

SpaceNoodle,

my wife crushes hot dogs with a rolling pin

StopSpazzing, (edited )
@StopSpazzing@lemmy.world avatar

That comment made me shrivel up. IDK why

tacosanonymous,

Unlimited shrimp and waffles!

Wogi,

I have put my waffle iron through more shit than it should reasonably be able to handle. I used to have parties with friends where we would get fucking plastered and try waffling everything.

The waffle all the things craze started shortly after, a cosmic coincidence if ever there was one.

Anyway here’s some reports.

First, we used a shallow style waffle maker. Mine was a cheaper Cuisinart but I think any would do.

Bad corn bread mix is elevated in the waffle maker but really fucking good corn bread is better prepared the traditional way. I used famous Dave’s as a nice middle ground cornbread batter and it made a fantastic base for chili.

As did cheap tube cinnamon rolls. Cinnamon rolls and chili are a staple where I’m from and trust me when I tell you that waffling them and serving chili on top absolutely elevates the dish.

Tater tots, covered in cheese, and cooked from frozen on the waffle iron are absolutely the best version of tater tots. This is the one thing we did every single time. You gotta abuse the poor iron closed but it’s worth it.

Bread is just toast in the waffle maker, a bad version of toast. Anything you see that says put something in bread and put it in the waffle maker has been disappointing.

Fried mac and cheese bites, similarly, are not improved by the waffle process.

Pierogi however, are absolutely wonderful but not necessarily improved enough to be worth the effort. Unless you’re alone and somehow only want like 4.

Lasagna was the last item my poor waffle iron waffled. The HR Geiger abomination that came out of that poor machine was absolutely fantastic. Alas my poor iron never came clean again. It was a fitting send off.

BlueLineBae,
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

Ok you lost me at cinnamon rolls and chili. But cornbread waffles with chili on top sounds like some next level way to eat chili!

Wogi,

I know, just trust me.

There’s no frosting on the cinnamon rolls. It’s good. I promise you it’s good. It isn’t gonna change your life but I swear it’s good. it’s better than the nonsense they do in Ohio with fuckin spaghetti.

Vacationlandgirl,

But then what do you with the included frosting? I’m for sure not gonna throw that shit away!

maccentric,

So, what’s going on with the spaghetti in Ohio?

darkdemize,

They top it with chili.

SinningStromgald,

You and your friends needed a YT channel called “Does it Waffle”.

Wogi,

We joked about doing that, but man, I just wanted to get fucked up and eat, ya know? Can’t turn everything in to content.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
emmeram,

Chili and cinnamon rolls. Are you from Kansas?

Wogi,

Nebraska. They do it in Iowa too. I don’t know who started it but there’s a local chain of restaurants in my home town that claims they did it first.

bighatchester,

Im thinking mashed potatoe waffle … Next time I mashed potatoes I’m making this with the leftovers.

Wogi,

I never really got that to work. I tried a few times but it never came out clean. So I wish you the best of luck,I would love to see that work

Chickenstalker, (edited ) in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...

> yanks calling a muffin a biscuit

Utter muppets

Mr_Blott,

Is that not a scone tho?

AceTKen,
@AceTKen@lemmy.ca avatar

Now I’m confused… What do YOU call a normal North American muffin?

Like a blueberry bran one or something.

Asafum,

Footmuffin

SoleInvictus, (edited )
@SoleInvictus@lemmy.world avatar

Muffin in non-North American English refers to a part-raised flatbread, like a crumpet. In North America, muffin typically refers to a sweetened quickbread baked in a mold like a large cupcake, but shockingly even less healthy. The rest of the English speaking world generally refers to this as an American muffin.

In North America, biscuit refers to a levened, typically unsweetened quickbread. For the rest of the English speaking world, a biscuit is flat, unlevened, and often sweet, like shortbread. This would be referred to in North America as a cookie.

We do love to confuse each other.

Vacationlandgirl, (edited )

Now someone is… checks notes… “Taking the piss” which either means giving us yanks shit or genuinely confused about how we could be confused… I think?

I’m a Damned Yankee that used to just be a Yankee working for a company headquartered in Scotland & Alabama for ten years. I don’t know anymore!

MrJameGumb, in Kosher Beef
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I hoped this was a fake, but Google lens has verified it is indeed real lol

I wonder if he lost a bet or something? I can’t imagine anyone seriously thinking this was a good idea…

Mozingo,
@Mozingo@lemmy.world avatar

Lol, it was just a joke by the tattoo artist. It’s not real. vancouverisawesome.com/…/vancouver-tattoo-artist-…

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I feel much better about it then lol

AceFuzzLord, in The Da Vinci Cookie

Ya know, this feels exactly like the type of thing the people on a show my dad likes called Curse of Oak Island would do, the connection they’d make.

too_high_for_this,

At first I thought those guys were lunatics, but they’re actually genius conmen.

They’ve managed to convince the network executives to fund eleven seasons and counting of guys digging holes.

tacosanonymous, in oh snap.

No. The bacteria eliminated was all in the people who were dusted for convenience.

LarmyOfLone,

But it’s not random. Not fair. Not balanced. Entire civilizations of gut bacteria wiped out! To them it was like he wiped out entire planets instead of life forms!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Spread the word!
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

If I have cats can it be rum?

wizzor,

And if I have no cats, can it also be rum, because I’m sad about not having cats?

The_Eminent_Bon, in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

I would argue dutch ovens aren’t pans

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

They’re deep pans if you think about it

Seudo, in You ask too much of him

Straight up description of an entity thousands report seeing while on DMT tho.

afraid_of_zombies, (edited )

Which indicates that it is

  1. A failure state the human brain goes into. Like how certain optical illusions work on nearly everyone
  2. Humans build narratives off senses. If there is already a cultural narrative and you have weird data will put it in there. You got a round peg and your culture gave you a round hole.
  3. A physical chemical allows you to outwit infinitely powerful infinitely higher beings and they are powerless to stop it.

3 doesn’t seem very likely.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Inre #3 I dunno the god I worship is outwitted by butter.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Where does outwitting come into the equation in the first place? By all accounts, the interaction is reported as being entirely consensual.

afraid_of_zombies,

Because they choose to be invisible.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Where’d you get that idea?

afraid_of_zombies,

Inference. Being invisible to us and complex is going to take a lot of effort to deceive us. You can’t see with an invisible eye. You can’t avoid sinking into the core of the earth unless you have some density, which makes you wonder why we never see their footprints. So if all our senses and technology has failed to find them they must be actively working towards that goal.

whostosay,

How hard to animals try to use camouflage? Maybe it’s just a natural state.

afraid_of_zombies,

As I point out it doesn’t end there. Even if somehow some way humans just naturally couldn’t see them we have other senses we have other sensing technology we have inference. Mud and dust that show no footprints, radio site surveys that show no interference, radar, infrared, lidar…A lot of this stuff you can see for yourself

youtu.be/nXlqv_k4P8Q?si=HM3a8uUWbdlBc-TE

Heck how do they pass thru buildings to get in and out with density? Would we not all notice random doors and windows opening and closing? How many secure sites on earth where you need to badge in to a every room.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ever read Flatland?

afraid_of_zombies,

Yeps. Great FICTIONAL story. Ever read Batman Year One?

agamemnonymous, (edited )
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, but I’m not sure how it’s relevant to a conversation about invisible beings. I suppose you suspect that information beyond your ability to sense is impossible, your love of science and rationality has twisted into science fundamentalism.

You remind me of myself in my youth. Humility certainly gets easier with age. I recommend dialing back the antagonism a bit, I warn you that in 10, 15 years you’re going to look back and cringe.

If you’re anything like I was, that warning won’t make a difference though. It’s strange being on the other side. I wish it could be otherwise, but it’s unlikely. I suppose if there were a way to effectively communicate this, then I could’ve been spared a great deal of bitterness when I was younger. Alas.

Vespair, in oh snap.

Snapping half the life forms also snaps half of the world’s gut bacteria. If we removed half of the gut bacteria from those who weren’t snapped, that would be removing 75% of the universe’s gut bacteria, not 50%.

QuaternionsRock,

Not if 50% of the gut bacteria of the people who got snapped just like fell to the ground, or got stuck to that dusty shit.

Vespair,

Why assume that though? The Infinity Gauntlet isn’t a Monkey’s Paw, it reads beyond the words and answers the intent of the wielder. So much so, in fact, that it even includes subconscious thoughts and feelings as part of its interpretation. I see often these ideas predicated on the Gauntlet working on Monkey Paw logic despite that being clearly and specifically not how it operates within canon.

QuaternionsRock,

I mean, does it erase 50% of all life, or just roughly 50%?

constnt,

50% of what Thanos considers life since it was powered by his will. Since he seemed to imply that nature (plants and animals) where not part of this it’s safe to assume it was sapient life only.

afraid_of_zombies,

Makes you wonder what happened to fetuses. I think it’s fair to assume Thanos isn’t pro-life

groupofcrows,

Do we know if Thanos believed in life at conception or birth? Does someone with a donated organ count as one life, two or zero since they wouldn’t be alive without the organ. If I only ate one foot, or how about one toe, does that make me a cannibal?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

He was worried about limited resources, so I would assume that non-sapient fauna would be included.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Yeah, we gotta remember the gauntlet includes the mind stone and the soul stone. Things smarter than just simply granting wishes, as you said.

samus12345, (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, the Gauntlet wouldn’t leave anything that can’t survive on its own, like gut bacteria, nor remove anything that’s needed for the proper functioning of another lifeform. It’s why there weren’t any fetuses falling to the ground after the pregnant women vanished.

I would assume that conjoined twins would be a both-or-neither situation, since removing one would leave a gaping wound in the other even if they could have survived independently with surgery,

Death_Equity,

Thanos does not believe that life begins at conception confirmed.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

It kinda sidesteps the whole thing, since the standard is life that is dependent on other life to survive is not counted separately. Like the conjoined twins thing I mentioned.

Death_Equity,

You just can’t reconcile Thanos being pro-life and pro-half of all life.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Just like with someone who is pro-death penalty, Thanos cannot claim to be pro-life when he murdered half of the universe.

Death_Equity,

He is so pro-life he horseshoes to killing half of life out of compassion for life and his desire for life to prosper.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Which is, of course, just a bullshit justification. Reality-altering power, and your solution is to kill people? Not create more resources, or make it so living things require less resources? He’s an unimaginative idiot.

lauha,

That’s what the dust was.

afraid_of_zombies,

Wait. If that is how it happened that means when half the population came back they all came back with 0% of their gut bacteria. Holy shit that would be horrible. The population doubles overnight and every single person and animal has the worse runs of their life. Meanwhile they can’t get the nutritional needs no matter how much food they eat. Spend the next few months while their family cries as they wither away surrounded by food.

Death_Equity,

So many fecal transplants performed and probiotics sold.

Vespair,

No, the desired effects was to undo Thanos’s snap, not double the human population. This means that all of the gut bacteria got unsnapped exactly the same as everyone else

dwalin,

Imagine the famine if the next day the world population doubled. Considering that the agricultural production was also reduced

Vespair,

Now this is good Infinity Gauntlet critique! This is a legit problem that honestly should have been tackled in the comics

uid0gid0,

If I remember correctly, it only took a short time to undo the snap in the comics, none of this 5 years later stuff

Vespair, (edited )

Yeah you’re correct, my bad. In the films, however.

edit: I guess they kind of tackle the issue, although they for some reason seemed to focus more on where these people go rather than how to handle the sudden resource strain

Test_Tickles,

Don’t worry, the litter of bodies from people that were on planes or high speed trains, or on ships will provide nutrients for the starving masses.
Then suicides and murders as people return to find their loved ones remarried or dead because they committed suicide, should also provide another nutritional bump in the following weeks.
Then the following World War should deal with everyone else.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

This is one of the many reasons why I say Tony Stark is a bigger villain to the universe than Thanos.

A sudden LACK of mouths is much more favorable than suddenly DOUBLING them.

I order to keep his family alive, he just brings them all back, many years out of place in a universe completely and totally unprepared for their arrival. Not to mention all the people who died AFTER the snap, as a direct result of the snap, will still be dead.

Tony stark is supposed to be smart. So he should know the consequences of his action, and completely disregards it.

And the series pretends he did the universe a favor.

Fuck Tony stark.

afraid_of_zombies,

Ok another one. What if the snap happened in late 2019 and suddenly there are billions of people who all need to be vaccinated at once?

BoxerDevil, in Kosher Beef

It’s not even ash Wednesday

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

It’s wiener Wednesday at this man’s church. The priest blessed you with hot dog water.

Anti_Face_Weapon, (edited ) in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

It actually took me a long time to realize I like vinegar. I’ve always liked sour food and pickles especially, but I never made the connection until a few years ago.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

This is not how gay works though, you either are or aren’t, and you can’t discover your sexuality along the way. It’s genetic.

Godric,

Thats not food preference works tho, either you like raw burgers or well done burgers, you can’t figure it out along the way. It’s genetic XD

empireOfLove2, in The Da Vinci Cookie
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

All that, and fucking Hydrox still tastes better despite having the worst possible name and branding…

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I want to compare them, but I’ve never actually seen Hydrox sold anywhere. It still exists, right?

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

All I see from them is the big tubs of those awesome cheese balls. If those are any indication of the quality of the rest of their products: I really wanna try Hydrox.

Spiralvortexisalie,

I think it’s a regional thing, UTZ is everywhere in the Northeast but rare elsewhere, and I don’t think I ever seen Hydrox outside of the west coast.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Used to see hydrox as a kid but haven’t for a while now. I’ll choose UTZ over any Frito Lay product. I’ll choose Humpty Dumpty over any UTZ product though. People are missing out on the ultimate overly seasoned potato chip.

Neato,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen hydrox.

empireOfLove2, (edited )
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I saw them once, and I’ve tried them once. They are indeed better. Zero of my local retailers stock them though.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Hydrox came first.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrox

Imgonnatrythis,

I always come first. It’s not a contest though.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

The better question is, did you come twice?

GBU_28, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.

How many donut holes can you fit IN IT

mmazikinn,

sounds like a challenge

Sagifurius, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

I’m pretty sure I do like vinegar more than cucumbers

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

How can you dislike something as neutral as cucumber?

autokludge,
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar
anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like the Internet has looped me.

Sagifurius,

Tell my wife, “Hello”

littlecolt,

Big same

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