Death_Equity

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Death_Equity,

Start at the crotch.

Death_Equity,

Auschwitz had a swimming pool, detainee run theater, and the detainees often played soccer matches. Curious features of a “death camp.”

Death_Equity,

They summoned Nazi propaganda.

Death_Equity,

Festool is like a Porsche. They are expensive, but once you experience it you understand why they are worth that price.

Death_Equity,

It would be a hand tool you give it for freedom.

Death_Equity,

It’s ok bud, not everyone has a big tool selection. Just remember what’s important, how you use the tools you have and if you get the job done.

Death_Equity,

Back of the package instructions for gags bought from a muggle magic shop found in a Vegas airport school of wizardry.

All of their alumni can be found performing at swap meets before AA meetings, I mean defense against dark potions class.

Death_Equity,

Mudblood.

Death_Equity,

Goblin magic is powerful but kept from the civilized world.

Death_Equity,

And I thought I had trouble sizing up a spot when parallel parking.

Death_Equity,

Should sue her estate for loss of income and emotional trauma.

How to pull rocks out of pipe in the ground?

My mom has a hole in the ground that she puts her clothes drying hanger in. Like this. The hole in the ground is a 2" or so pipe, set in concrete. The pipe has filled with gravel. Anyone have a tip on getting the rocks out? I can only get so many out using my fingers and then trying to use a set of chopsticks.

Death_Equity,

It is practical as rocks should float in mercury and it is safe if you use elemental mercury and don’t eat it.

It isn’t environmentally fantastic and you would want to remove it with a vacuum trap, which does make it a less than ideal option compared to a shopvac.

Death_Equity,

Not sure, I might have just figured out Steven Wright’s Lemmy account.

Death_Equity,

I put them in my pockets and hope I don’t bump into anyone.

Death_Equity,

We can have a little death, as a treat.

Death_Equity,

20% of oxygen is from bacteria and around 50% comes from plankton, the last 30% is mostly trees.

The oceans are the lungs of the Earth and climate change threatens to cause plankton to decrease in numbers or switch from carbon absorbers to carbon emitters.

Happy New Year.

Death_Equity,

I see their point, but they need to stop microdosing if they lack the self-control or memory to keep the walls from getting a bit runny.

Death_Equity,

Benadryl is basically that.

Death_Equity,

Buy the dip, mamma paperhands could have averaged down.

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How about a pill that makes you not care about being thrown into the fire of mount doom? It will also remove your libido and may cause rectal spotting.

Death_Equity,

I can go in dry and give it my best.

Death_Equity,

Tell your friend they have a very bright future in a very dim part of the internet. For the best chances of success they will need a ring light and a conversational amount of Japanese, Chinese, and Russian.

Death_Equity,

Those are actually pubes, not leg hair, pubes. Nude shot looks like she has a wookie scalp on her pelvis.

Death_Equity,

The ol’ end of the month fried rice.

Death_Equity,

I think we have all had coworkers like that and if someone hasn’t, they are that coworker.

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