iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

Space billionaires would be much more fun than guillotine billionaires

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I mean, if they’re already going to space voluntarily, wouldn’t that solve the billionaire problem?

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Except they won’t go today or tomorrow. They’ll stay here to finish the job of destroying our planet, then go.

haui_lemmy,

And take all things valuable with them.

instamat,

Why can’t I just swing a blade around?

gandalf_der_12te,

Narrator: They don’t.

camr_on,
@camr_on@lemmy.world avatar

Shout out Dale

blanketswithsmallpox,

The enemy’s neck is down!

flames5123,

Please stop saying gravity when you mean G forces. There is nowhere in our known universe where gravity isn’t a factor. The reason you can experience 0 G forces in orbit is BECAUSE of gravity. You’re free falling to earth constantly because it’s pulling you in.

0G’s is what you need want to say. Also microgravity is appropriate because it’s “low apparent gravitational forces.”

Gingernate,

You’re fun at parties

flames5123,

I am! Being a nerd is fun.

tdawg, (edited )

It’s honestly disrespectful to assume people don’t already understand this. And that they aren’t simply using a commonly understood shorthand to convey a simple idea. It’s not a failure of their intelligence but rather of your ability to give people the grace they need to communicate an idea

flames5123,

I didn’t degrade intelligence, just asking if we can stop using because it doesn’t help others who aren’t in the science space. I’m saying this in an open forum. Many people that say it do not understand this. They think that gravity is just absent. I was giving some context to help others.

Hope this helps others! :)

Cosmocrat,

A log splitter will work just as well.

Death_Equity,

Start at the crotch.

DarkDiamondK,
@DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world avatar

Okay am I dumb, or did I miss something. I’ve seen the race car guys around a bunch but I don’t get why they are here, please help

instamat,

I think it’s the irony. A photo of a guy who drives around an oval for a living criticizing capitalism is an unusual choice.

grahamja,

I would also like to know why Dale Earnhardt is in so many maymays lately.

runner_g,

Seems like a niche initiative to use right wing, working class idols to promote socialist ideals. My guess is the intent is the target market is more likely to read the meme and view it in a positive manner when paired with someone they respect instead of, say, Einstein or MLK Jr.

Unanimous_anonymous,

I assumed it was to sarcastically “twist” there idols. Kind of like the “Jesus being a dick” memes.

runner_g,

Supply side Jesus!

BingoBangoBongo,

Originated with a face book page “the ol’ ghost of dale earnhardt” supposedly. Some guy trying to turn dale into a progressive icon.

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

I asked this a little while back (and posted this previously), so I’ll pass along the answer: because Nascar is typically not associated with these leftist political leanings, and by association of new ideas with familiar imagery you might gently help someone become more open to considering these notions in good faith instead of a knee jerk reaction against it.

It’s honestly pretty clever, and if it helps these ideas find new homes in communities they weren’t always welcome in then I’d say it’s worth it.

pigup,
Ipodjockey,
@Ipodjockey@lemmy.world avatar

Nah man a couple springs and a crank and you got yourself a bonafide space rated head separation apparatus.

BreakDecks,
einlander, (edited )

So many unwanted memories

Sabata11792,
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

I was just going to suggest adding rockets to the blade, but this sends a message.

altasshet,

Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

They are carbon-negative.

zout,

I'd go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot's of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it's not an accident.

HotsauceHurricane,

The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.

rockerface,

Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved

Bytemeister, (edited )

Hydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.

zout,

They are also used to cut firewood.

Viking_Hippie,

Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

More cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)

Eldritch,

50lb neodymium magnets. They’ll destroy themselves colliding again each other. But we can use the heads of the wealthy to stop it. Even in zero g.

MeetInPotatoes,

This sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.

EvilEyedPanda,

They’re so obsessed with buying up as much land as possible, I say we send them hurtling toward it from space, so they can become one with that which they love so much!

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Nah that’s too lofty for them, i think in a just world they would have to produce labor like the rest of us, death and space is too kind a fate. (Not that labor is bad, but they think its a fate worse than death)

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Real talk, they know there’s enough mineral wealth in the asteroid belt that even some of it could make either A) everyone effectively rich or B) everyone a slave to their massive wealth forever. They’re voting with their rockets.

EvilEyedPanda,

It’s B, the more money we have the less power they have over us.

pennomi,

That plus the land grab that always happens when a new unsettled area is colonized. Yeah the moon is a horrible place to live, but if you get a parcel of land for free, and a place to live safely there, I bet a lot of people would be tempted.

runswithjedi,
Zoboomafoo,

That’s most of the way to the anime girl laser machine

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

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