EvilEyedPanda

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EvilEyedPanda,

They’re so obsessed with buying up as much land as possible, I say we send them hurtling toward it from space, so they can become one with that which they love so much!

EvilEyedPanda,

It’s B, the more money we have the less power they have over us.

EvilEyedPanda,

The knowledge that they were drunk the whole time puts the whole movie in a different context.

EvilEyedPanda,

Proceeds to throw up on the floor and continues eating.

EvilEyedPanda, (edited )

The room is alive with the sound of Thawp Thawp Thawp

EvilEyedPanda,

When they realized they were racing to die, I lost it!

EvilEyedPanda,

Sorry not sorry to who’s ever car I set on fire this month (Meghen) it’s literally because “Megan” isn’t spelled with a fucking H

EvilEyedPanda,

My friends do be struggling to keep up tho.

EvilEyedPanda,

Imagine living for thousands of years, when suddenly some random guy in the middle east gets crucified, and now lowercase t’s hurt you.

EvilEyedPanda,

What works for me wouldn’t work for Joe in Minnesota, or Mark in New York, or Matt in Washington, or Jerry in Texas, or…

That’s why we have (what’s left of) a representative democracy, so we can all find a common ground, allow us to live in a manner that works for everyone.

EvilEyedPanda,

Genuinely why I miss my blackberry, I could type out a message while looking straight ahead

EvilEyedPanda,

Don’t look at me when you type like that!

EvilEyedPanda,

Grab your tortoise and put on a little bit of spackle.

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