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doingless, in oh snap.

So no different than most days

DragonTypeWyvern,

I worry about you, Lemmings. Eat some fiber or something.

example,

I ate fiber but now my internet is down. what do I do?

ininewcrow, in The Da Vinci Cookie
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Pressed on two sides by brown invaders … the delicious white centre saves your hunger … again and again and again

mibo80,

I see it as two brown neighboring cookies being forced together by some colonizing cream that causes delicious chaos for all.

ininewcrow,
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Delicious chaos for the medieval and modern military religious industrial complex

banneryear1868, (edited ) in Double Barrel
psmgx,

Learned how from his mom

Evil_Shrubbery, in Double Barrel

everything reminds me of her

psmgx,

One memory to forget

afraid_of_zombies, in You ask too much of him

Bible: Angels visit earth and have consensual relations with human women. Angels also visit Abe and Sarah appearing to be humans. Angels visit Lot and appear to be human.

Also Bible: be not afraid of me despite being a lovecraftian nightmare!

Can’t even keep their lies straight

Jomega,

Seraphim are only one type of angel. The Cherubim are perfectly fuckable if you’re into the whole four heads thing.

afraid_of_zombies,

I wonder if they have four of other body parts. In which case it could really work out well for you.

perishthethought, in Get in the zone!

It’s funny, sure, but I bet that as was targeting repair shops, not the end users of the brakes.

Source: my feeble brain

jettrscga,

Good catch. It says “For commercial accounts only” at the top.

perishthethought,

Correction!

Source: this guy

Death_Equity,

No retail parts magazine will mention “comebacks”. That is purely a commercial automotive term and most of the time comebacks are an issue behind the wheel, if you have a good shop.

originalucifer, in Get in the zone!
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too stupid not to be on purpose

FlyingSquid,
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There’s no such thing as too stupid anymore.

originalucifer,
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kinda feels like theyre tryin to take it viral

Ilovethebomb,

You’re probably right, but it’s still not a smart slogan.

Death_Equity,

I don’t understand commercial marketing people for cases like this. If they literally only listed prices on deals, it still wouldn’t matter because shops have relationships with suppliers and will work with whoever has the part when it is needed. All the extra effort in marketing materials like this are wasted effort just to justify corporate staffing bloat.

Source: Ordered parts all the time in an automotive shop and never looked at these fliers because I would negotiate prices with the guys working the desk to beat the corporate negotiated prices listed and they capitulated because we and they both built a great relationship that benefitted us both.

Jakdracula, in Double Barrel
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Is a hot dog is a taco?

PapaStevesy,

Yes. And cereal is a stew.

Sotuanduso,

Do… do you let yours stew before you eat it?

IDontHavePantsOn,

Let them stew? Only cereal killers do that.

jaybone,

Cereal Stu, cheerio boogaloo.

IronKrill,

You’ve gotta let the milk soak in, of course.

Sotuanduso,

What are you eating, Captain Crunch?

Jakdracula,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve always thought of it as a soup.

PapaStevesy,

I think it comes down to liquid-solid ratio.

Codename_goose,
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According to the cube rule (cuberule.com) the hotdog is technically a sandwich and not a taco due to the bun only really being two parts of a whole.

cowfodder,

Nah man, a hotdog is a taco exactly due to your stated reason.

synae,
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Of course, sandwiches like philly cheesesteak, subway sub, and a hoagie on a torpedo roll are all tacos now too, which is nonsense. Fun to think about though.

grue,

If by “nonsense” you mean “exactly correct,” sure!

Sagifurius,

? a tortilla is also folded.

Jakdracula,
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Sotuanduso,

Ah sweet, my mac and cheese is a salad. I guess I do eat healthy.

Sotuanduso,

So if I order a Big Mac on my birthday I can have two cakes…

HonkTonkWoman,

hotdoaco?

hotacog?

dotaho?

OpenStars, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.
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How do y’all fit donuts around something that massively thick!?

peopleproblems, (edited )

You don’t. On the previous shit post, I point out, they aren’t actually gonna fit. They kind if just break right away.

Not that I tried it I mean it was from a friend’s input

OpenStars,
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So glad someone tried it - for science! :-P

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Old fashion donuts had big ol holes. They used to be proper hoops. Over the decades, holes have been shrinking.

Imgonnatrythis,

“Over the decades, holes have been shrinking.”

That has not been my observation

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Donut holes, that is.

AI_toothbrush, in Ghost-riding the whip

This is probably the funniest shit ive seen this whole fucking month

SecretSauces,
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The whole year even!

XEAL, in oh snap.

If we’re playing by those rules, then only 50% of every human would die, because we’re made of smaller living organisms

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

That’s simply not true by the current definition of organism.

With all the Marvel alien species it was probably true for some of them though.

splicerslicer,

Consider the Portuguese manowar, which is a colony organism

gun,
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

100% of the cells of the 50% of people that die, would die.
100% of the cells of the 50% of people that live, would live.
Overall, 50% of human cells still die

quacks,

That’s some Maxwell’s Demon level of precision.

HowManyNimons, in Truly shocking

Am I the only one who reads this in Big Gay Al’s voice?

defame,

Gig Gay Al or Mr. Slave?

SocialMediaRefugee, in 'We are splattered here today'

Today in bug news, 456,854 more deaths on America’s roads

0ops,

On a bad day I can do that by myself in 15 minutes

innermeerkat, in How Croissants are made
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On a fait des croisades pour moins que ça

lars,

C’est probablement de là qu’il tire son nom

perishthethought,

Little help, please?

Malfeasant, in 'We are splattered here today'

Makes me think… How many vegans refuse to drive?

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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I’m ngl. The amount of carcasses I see along the road everyday heading to work has made me want to stop driving for years now.

I’m not even vegan but seeing all those rotting animals decorating ditches day in and day out fills me with rage.

And knowing some stupid fucks go out of their way to hit animals makes my blood boil.

daltotron,

It kind of sucks infrastructurally for sure. I dunno. I’ve had the thought that at least if I could go over and harvest some of it then that might at least make it a little less stomach-churning, ironically, but that’s kind of my weird instinct.

UsernameIsTooLon,

From my experience, the animals are more the stupid ones that jump out in front of the car unexpectedly. I once tried to dodge a raccoon but every time I swerved a direction, it followed me and then jumped towards my car last second :/

ericbomb,

I don’t care about most bugs.

But the very real and high risk of hurting a beloved animal did play into my choice to be an escooter/biker.

Killing people is also super high up there, but it’s just less likely.

MystikIncarnate,

I’d guess, all of them.

It’s easy to get all sympathetic with a mammal that has a face, but insects? Have you seen an insects face? No thanks.

Cute animal = aww don’t kill it so we can live

Insect = they can all die for all I care

  • vegans, probably.

… And don’t at me about how many there are or anything. Or that they don’t suffer like mammals do… The biomass of cows alone outweighs humans, and I’m sure chickens aren’t far behind. I’m also certain that there’s been studies showing that insects react to stimulus, and we have just as much information about their experience of pain as we do for animals. Quiet.

To be fair, a lot of vegans have made that choice because of how animals suffer in factory farms. That’s valid and I won’t debate it; but you’re probably not crying over dead bugs. So this really isn’t aimed at you. You’re good. Your reasons are valid. I’m not a vegan but I can recognise that the treatment of animals in factory farming needs to be improved. At the same time, I have accepted that Bessie tastes really good in spite of how she was treated. I made my choice. I live with that.

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