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_sideffect, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.

I want to know where I can get donuts like those

peopleproblems,

these were dunkin donuts double choclate

_sideffect,

Time to head to the USA to get some dunkin! (no more in my province)

Gork, in Get in the zone!

It’s like releasing the Chevy Nova in Spanish speaking markets.

Donjuanme,

Urban legend.

Unless you would read anything being “notable” as lacking an eating surface.

Sotuanduso,

Notable dining rooms.

aeronmelon, in oh snap.

I’ll be honest, I could use a good powerblasting every once in a while.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Two words: taco bell

Digestive_Biscuit,
@Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

I felt like I needed one this morning. Instead I got the longest turd I’ve ever seen. It hit the water before it left my arse.

Death_Equity,

Magnesium cirate and sugar-free gummy bears combined will get you there and regret what you have done.

AeonFelis, in 'We are splattered here today'
guiguinofake,

Same person

AeonFelis,

Didn’t notice. So they guy has one joke he repeats in different versions?

fakeman_pretendname, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

If you love to drink coffee, but don’t like to eat coffee beans directly as a food, you actually like hot water more than you like coffee.

webghost0101,

I dont like coffee, i recently “discovered” drinking plain hot water during winter and its incredibly soothing.

fakeman_pretendname,

It is good, and I sometimes drink it myself, but remember to be careful if drinking hot water outside in autumn or early winter.

If a leaf falls from a tree and lands in your cup, you’ll have discovered Tea - and last time that happened, some folk from a tiny island ended up with an empire covering half the planet.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I never actually thought about how tea was discovered, and my new headcanon is that some weird person was just drinking hot water, some leaves fell in their cup, and they were too lazy to just get some clean water

afraid_of_zombies,

As a wise man once said

You can eat anything if it is fried

I just assumed someone desperate figured if they could boil this stuff it might be food.

NigelFrobisher,

I want to know who the hell invented nettle tea. Like, let’s try putting the stinging leaves in water and ingesting them.

SpaceCowboy, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

I like chicken, just don’t like salmonella.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I like salmonella more than chicken. Damn devil bird…

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

How do you feel about shellfish?

HikingVet, in Someone help me to understand this chart

Honestly, I’ve had the light green after taking a vitamin supplement that I did not need. You can get red by drinking a lot of beet juice (the juice in the jar of sliced beets), but if you haven’t done that red is very bad.

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Beets turn my poop green

thanks_shakey_snake,

Just eating beets for me. Always scares the hell out of me for a second the next day when I forget that I had them in something.

BakerBagel,
HikingVet,

That’s the lowest amount that I have heard of for the effect.

superduperenigma,

You can get bright orange pee after taking certain UTI medication, too

OtisRamflow,

Urogesic blue, same kind of thing, but it turns blue.

flicker,

My old vitamin gave me neon orange pee first thing in the morning. Like, iodine color.

I take something else now and it does not do that anymore.

adam_y, in Inspired by the International Court of Criminal Justice's ruling today
@adam_y@lemmy.world avatar

It isn’t genocide, it’s just sparkling human atrocity.

100_percent_a_bot,

Which are at least 90% the fault of Hamas.

The_Lopen,

“Why did you make me do this?” -Omniman (Israel) to Invincible (Gaza)

Same energy.

100_percent_a_bot,

If invincible was throwing women and children at omniman instead of him crushing them in the subway your comparison would somewhat stick.

The_Lopen, (edited )

Gaza didn’t do that. Hamas did that. And now Gaza is being bombed to smithereens. My comparison sticks. “Why did you make me do this” is such a common thing to hear from narcissists who take no responsibility for their own actions. The IDF do not need to respond to violence with more violence, and nobody is making them. The appropriate and honorable reaction would be to set up the rigorous spy network they should have had from the get-go, and capture and prosecute the actual people of Hamas who assaulted them, not bomb the everloving shit out of Gaza.

100_percent_a_bot,

What incentive would they have to hold back? The propaganda war was pretty much lost for Isreal after multiple disinformation stories were uncritically amplified by western media. The people who hate them won’t change their mind if they stop. Hamas clearly has to go and what you’re describing might make for a good spy novel but would be a shitty military tactic. What they are doing isn’t pretty but probably necessary and easily justified.

The_Lopen, (edited )

You make two pretty bad assertions here bud. First, there’s no incentive. That’s the point. It’s kind of a big part of self-governing. Like when somebody puts a grocery cart away instead of leaving it in the parking lot, except where this example is ultimately of no consequence, not killing innocent people is the baseline.

Second, military tactic my ass. I’m not talking about military tactics, I’m talking about ways to punish Hamas. There’s a lot of ways to do it, and this GENOCIDE is THE wrong way to do it.

Journey before destination, be better. End of.

corus_kt,

Given the history of the land and amount of casualties, I’d be generous to Israel to even attribute 50% of the fault to Hamas, but I’d like to hear why you believe they are at fault for 90% of it? Got no stakes here outside of the humanitarian crisis, just want to understand better.

100_percent_a_bot,

They are the ones benefitting from civilian casualties as opposed to Israel. They are the ones shooting from civilian infrastructure and holding their own women and children hostage. So as far as I’m concerned Hamas is getting them killed, either deliberately or because they simply don’t care.

Paddzr,

The issue is beyond complex to capture in a single comment.

But the big issue no one will look past (nor should they) is how Israel would fare without US support and iron dome. Or how cease fire resulted in deaths.

Two can be true, Israel government is evil and so is Hamas. But at the same time, Israeli people shouldn’t be pushed under the rug like they don’t matter. It’s hypocrisy to only back Palestine and ignore what Israeli people go through. I don’t think I would be very happy knowing a missile can land on my head at any moment or myself or my family could be murdered/raped/captured any day… Then to add to it, some random redditor will call it “bullshit” because I can’t prove my loved ones are missing.

A comment that forever will haunt me, believe all rape victims unless they’re Jewish. It’s beyond fucked how people picked sides. It’s not a contest of who has it worse. Both populations live in fear and would be wiped out if the opposite government has its way. It’s just happen Israel is going on a bigger rampage and will use any provocation to keep it up.

How do you solve it? I don’t know. As I said, it’s fucked but I’m sick and tired of people painting it black and white because they read a smart looking comment on reddit/twitter/seen stupid uneducated twat make political comments on youtube.

Without hamas doing hamas shit, the global political sphere would have to acknowledge the reality. But both sides are invested into the slaughter continuing.

Sanctus, in We are living in the end times
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Should have used a FLAC instead of a WAV. Its lossless.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Ayyyyy

Mango, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.
peopleproblems,

beautiful screenshot. this goes on the wall of OC epic shitpost which is currently blank, but I always dreamed of it

dipshit, in We are living in the end times

Guys remember that meme we all based our personality on from ages ago?

nudnyekscentryk,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

I don’t?

HawlSera, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

I agree with all three of these points unironically…

Seriously, I can’t stand white meat chicken, it’s so dry

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

Dry? Wtf? Learn to make chicken better

HawlSera,

It’s only White Meat that’s dry, Dark Meat’s pretty dope

Sagifurius,

…that’s overcooked dude. It really shouldn’t be.

Tikiporch,

Sous vide or precision cooker changes that entirely.

Sunfoil,

Yeah these are all logically sound. Most examples people are putting in comments are also pretty true.

antidote101, in We are living in the end times

I really didn’t give a shit about that cartoon.

LinkOpensChest_wav,
antidote101, (edited )

Are you sure this cartoon star doesn’t kill cartoon babies? Just wanna be sure.

Potatos_are_not_friends, in Uncanny

I can guarantee you that Oregon is absolutely not looking at Idaho.

Idaho chose to be antivax, then flooded Oregon/Washington hospitals for treatment.

Idaho chose to restrict women’s health services, then medical staff ran off to work in Oregon/Washington.

While OR/WA chose to increase hourly pay, Idaho chose against it.

The average Idaho citizen is absolutely worse off than their neighbor.

Artyom,

Could you explain that to the eastern half of Oregon that unironically suggested switching to become part of Idaho about a year ago?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You must live in western Oregon then, because practically the entire eastern half of Oregon counties have approved ballot measures to secede from the state and join Idaho.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_Idaho_movement

Branch_Ranch,

Eastern WA too. The conservatives want nothing to do with the west side.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I was hoping someone would mention it because I happen to have the perfect meme for this.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/92d22696-de14-43e5-a0e2-6832bdfd1a7f.jpeg

Branch_Ranch,

🤣

alliswell33,

It shows how much people are fueled by culture war nonsense in rural Oregon. I lived in one of the counties that voted to join Idaho and I never heard a single reason from anybody that was reasonable. It was all based on far right talking points about transing the kids or taking the guns. Meanwhile stuff like minimum wage that would actually affect everyone was just ignored.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

When people vote for something I agree with = well informed, responsible, mature adults making the right choice.

When people vote for something I disagree with = braindead, deluded, immature savages falling victim to propaganda.

skulblaka,

You don’t have to be stupid to fall victim to propaganda. It happens to literally everyone, every single living human being, in the modern age. We are being assaulted from all sides at all times with conflicting information.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Yes but that doesn’t mean everyone who votes a certain way is a victim of propaganda. Believe it or not, it’s actually possible to take in the arguments from both sides and then make up your mind independently of what those around you think.

june,

Yea idk, when I disagree with something it’s usually because I’ve given it the chance to convince me and it failed. And if I agree with something it’s because I’ve taken the time to understand it. It would be a bit weird to not feel like things I agree with are the right, or better, direction and that the things I disagree with are somehow broken in their reasoning.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again?

The_Lopen,

I’m struggling to understand, are you suggesting you just keep thinking about it until you get a specific belief about it? How does that sound good?

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

One day you’ll understand. Hopefully not too late.

The_Lopen,

That’s supremely condescending. You could help me understand but instead you’re literally just doing what you say others do, assuming anyone who doesn’t believe the same way you do isn’t thinking about it long enough.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Well, let’s say I had a feeling that if I had answered “yes, basically”, then you might have given a condescending response instead. Apologies if I misjudged you.

And no, I’m not suggesting that everyone believe exactly as I do, merely that it is possible to change your beliefs regardless of evidence. Propaganda makes use of this all the time.

The_Lopen,

Then it sounds like I also misjudged you. I probably saw a subtext that you were wanting the earlier commenter to believe the way you did and that they just hadn’t tried hard enough. Probably just a disconnect at the “if at first you don’t succeed” part.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I appreciate your candor and kindness.

The_Lopen,

Life before death friend. Life is too short to die on a hill where I’m shown to be wrong.

Rolder,

Oregon/Washington getting all the educated medical personnel sounds like a great deal for them

june,

It is and I’m glad to be here right now.

Vespair, in Had to

You’re allowed to use profanity on the internet

Buddahriffic,

That style of censorship always struck me as ridiculous, too. It didn’t really avoid the word it’s trying to avoid at all. It just avoids saying it outright while still making clear that the word is “fucked”. It’s like someone wants to be edgy but is afraid of getting in trouble for it.

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