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abbadon420, in Get in the zone!

If I could make a suggestion: “Brakes that slow you down, but won’t hold you up”

BluJay320, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.
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Is donut stacking the new Lemmy meme meta?

srgtDodo, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

I’m addicted to chocolate but don’t care much for dark chocolate. drink all my coffees and teas without sugar, or milk.

anarchy79, (edited )
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Least racist MF:

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein, in You ask too much of him

This is a good angel to support the theory that angels are actually misunderstood four-spatial-dimensional beings who survived the universe collapsing to three spatial dimensions.

samus12345,
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This is a good angel

Interesting time for that particular typo.

Seudo, in You ask too much of him

Straight up description of an entity thousands report seeing while on DMT tho.

afraid_of_zombies, (edited )

Which indicates that it is

  1. A failure state the human brain goes into. Like how certain optical illusions work on nearly everyone
  2. Humans build narratives off senses. If there is already a cultural narrative and you have weird data will put it in there. You got a round peg and your culture gave you a round hole.
  3. A physical chemical allows you to outwit infinitely powerful infinitely higher beings and they are powerless to stop it.

3 doesn’t seem very likely.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Inre #3 I dunno the god I worship is outwitted by butter.

agamemnonymous,
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Where does outwitting come into the equation in the first place? By all accounts, the interaction is reported as being entirely consensual.

afraid_of_zombies,

Because they choose to be invisible.

agamemnonymous,
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Where’d you get that idea?

afraid_of_zombies,

Inference. Being invisible to us and complex is going to take a lot of effort to deceive us. You can’t see with an invisible eye. You can’t avoid sinking into the core of the earth unless you have some density, which makes you wonder why we never see their footprints. So if all our senses and technology has failed to find them they must be actively working towards that goal.

whostosay,

How hard to animals try to use camouflage? Maybe it’s just a natural state.

afraid_of_zombies,

As I point out it doesn’t end there. Even if somehow some way humans just naturally couldn’t see them we have other senses we have other sensing technology we have inference. Mud and dust that show no footprints, radio site surveys that show no interference, radar, infrared, lidar…A lot of this stuff you can see for yourself

youtu.be/nXlqv_k4P8Q?si=HM3a8uUWbdlBc-TE

Heck how do they pass thru buildings to get in and out with density? Would we not all notice random doors and windows opening and closing? How many secure sites on earth where you need to badge in to a every room.

agamemnonymous,
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Ever read Flatland?

afraid_of_zombies,

Yeps. Great FICTIONAL story. Ever read Batman Year One?

agamemnonymous, (edited )
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No, but I’m not sure how it’s relevant to a conversation about invisible beings. I suppose you suspect that information beyond your ability to sense is impossible, your love of science and rationality has twisted into science fundamentalism.

You remind me of myself in my youth. Humility certainly gets easier with age. I recommend dialing back the antagonism a bit, I warn you that in 10, 15 years you’re going to look back and cringe.

If you’re anything like I was, that warning won’t make a difference though. It’s strange being on the other side. I wish it could be otherwise, but it’s unlikely. I suppose if there were a way to effectively communicate this, then I could’ve been spared a great deal of bitterness when I was younger. Alas.

surewhynotlem, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.

I call the last donut

doingless, in Spread the word!

I have an early morning meeting but after that all bets are off

doingless, in oh snap.

So no different than most days

DragonTypeWyvern,

I worry about you, Lemmings. Eat some fiber or something.

example,

I ate fiber but now my internet is down. what do I do?

Fuck_u_spez_, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.

I spent like three days looking for a metric tape measure recently. Is this your photo? I couldn’t even find one on the dick rocket asshole’s jungle store.

mojofrododojo,

dick rocket asshole’s jungle store.

this is going into my vocabulary

peopleproblems,

Yeah it cost me a whole two bucks and measures up to 16ft/5m.

Pretty sure it’s from harbor freight

Fuck_u_spez_,

That’s where I ended up finding a little tiny one but it’s only 10ft long and I have too many… doughnuts.

its_the_new_style,

Home Depot has 1. Stanley Powerlock 8m/26’. Had to have one for my daughters science project and took forever to track down.

Fuck_u_spez_,

Thanks!

XEAL, in oh snap.

If we’re playing by those rules, then only 50% of every human would die, because we’re made of smaller living organisms

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

That’s simply not true by the current definition of organism.

With all the Marvel alien species it was probably true for some of them though.

splicerslicer,

Consider the Portuguese manowar, which is a colony organism

gun,
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100% of the cells of the 50% of people that die, would die.
100% of the cells of the 50% of people that live, would live.
Overall, 50% of human cells still die

quacks,

That’s some Maxwell’s Demon level of precision.

afraid_of_zombies, in You Are

Dont people have enough real stuff to worry about?

Mango, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.
peopleproblems,

beautiful screenshot. this goes on the wall of OC epic shitpost which is currently blank, but I always dreamed of it

Mango, in Get in the zone!

Bruh.

afraid_of_zombies, in it's difficult...

Best of luck to you.

afraid_of_zombies, in You ask too much of him

Bible: Angels visit earth and have consensual relations with human women. Angels also visit Abe and Sarah appearing to be humans. Angels visit Lot and appear to be human.

Also Bible: be not afraid of me despite being a lovecraftian nightmare!

Can’t even keep their lies straight

Jomega,

Seraphim are only one type of angel. The Cherubim are perfectly fuckable if you’re into the whole four heads thing.

afraid_of_zombies,

I wonder if they have four of other body parts. In which case it could really work out well for you.

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