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Vespair, in Elon hires JC

This joke has never once been funny

Vespair, in Had to

You’re allowed to use profanity on the internet

Buddahriffic,

That style of censorship always struck me as ridiculous, too. It didn’t really avoid the word it’s trying to avoid at all. It just avoids saying it outright while still making clear that the word is “fucked”. It’s like someone wants to be edgy but is afraid of getting in trouble for it.

ignotum, in Had to

in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

MacFearrs, in Meeting a celebrity
bfg9k,
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Vespair, in oh snap.

Snapping half the life forms also snaps half of the world’s gut bacteria. If we removed half of the gut bacteria from those who weren’t snapped, that would be removing 75% of the universe’s gut bacteria, not 50%.

QuaternionsRock,

Not if 50% of the gut bacteria of the people who got snapped just like fell to the ground, or got stuck to that dusty shit.

Vespair,

Why assume that though? The Infinity Gauntlet isn’t a Monkey’s Paw, it reads beyond the words and answers the intent of the wielder. So much so, in fact, that it even includes subconscious thoughts and feelings as part of its interpretation. I see often these ideas predicated on the Gauntlet working on Monkey Paw logic despite that being clearly and specifically not how it operates within canon.

QuaternionsRock,

I mean, does it erase 50% of all life, or just roughly 50%?

constnt,

50% of what Thanos considers life since it was powered by his will. Since he seemed to imply that nature (plants and animals) where not part of this it’s safe to assume it was sapient life only.

afraid_of_zombies,

Makes you wonder what happened to fetuses. I think it’s fair to assume Thanos isn’t pro-life

groupofcrows,

Do we know if Thanos believed in life at conception or birth? Does someone with a donated organ count as one life, two or zero since they wouldn’t be alive without the organ. If I only ate one foot, or how about one toe, does that make me a cannibal?

samus12345,
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He was worried about limited resources, so I would assume that non-sapient fauna would be included.

altima_neo,
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Yeah, we gotta remember the gauntlet includes the mind stone and the soul stone. Things smarter than just simply granting wishes, as you said.

samus12345, (edited )
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Yeah, the Gauntlet wouldn’t leave anything that can’t survive on its own, like gut bacteria, nor remove anything that’s needed for the proper functioning of another lifeform. It’s why there weren’t any fetuses falling to the ground after the pregnant women vanished.

I would assume that conjoined twins would be a both-or-neither situation, since removing one would leave a gaping wound in the other even if they could have survived independently with surgery,

Death_Equity,

Thanos does not believe that life begins at conception confirmed.

samus12345,
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It kinda sidesteps the whole thing, since the standard is life that is dependent on other life to survive is not counted separately. Like the conjoined twins thing I mentioned.

Death_Equity,

You just can’t reconcile Thanos being pro-life and pro-half of all life.

samus12345,
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Just like with someone who is pro-death penalty, Thanos cannot claim to be pro-life when he murdered half of the universe.

Death_Equity,

He is so pro-life he horseshoes to killing half of life out of compassion for life and his desire for life to prosper.

samus12345,
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Which is, of course, just a bullshit justification. Reality-altering power, and your solution is to kill people? Not create more resources, or make it so living things require less resources? He’s an unimaginative idiot.

lauha,

That’s what the dust was.

afraid_of_zombies,

Wait. If that is how it happened that means when half the population came back they all came back with 0% of their gut bacteria. Holy shit that would be horrible. The population doubles overnight and every single person and animal has the worse runs of their life. Meanwhile they can’t get the nutritional needs no matter how much food they eat. Spend the next few months while their family cries as they wither away surrounded by food.

Death_Equity,

So many fecal transplants performed and probiotics sold.

Vespair,

No, the desired effects was to undo Thanos’s snap, not double the human population. This means that all of the gut bacteria got unsnapped exactly the same as everyone else

dwalin,

Imagine the famine if the next day the world population doubled. Considering that the agricultural production was also reduced

Vespair,

Now this is good Infinity Gauntlet critique! This is a legit problem that honestly should have been tackled in the comics

uid0gid0,

If I remember correctly, it only took a short time to undo the snap in the comics, none of this 5 years later stuff

Vespair, (edited )

Yeah you’re correct, my bad. In the films, however.

edit: I guess they kind of tackle the issue, although they for some reason seemed to focus more on where these people go rather than how to handle the sudden resource strain

Test_Tickles,

Don’t worry, the litter of bodies from people that were on planes or high speed trains, or on ships will provide nutrients for the starving masses.
Then suicides and murders as people return to find their loved ones remarried or dead because they committed suicide, should also provide another nutritional bump in the following weeks.
Then the following World War should deal with everyone else.

Transporter_Room_3,
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This is one of the many reasons why I say Tony Stark is a bigger villain to the universe than Thanos.

A sudden LACK of mouths is much more favorable than suddenly DOUBLING them.

I order to keep his family alive, he just brings them all back, many years out of place in a universe completely and totally unprepared for their arrival. Not to mention all the people who died AFTER the snap, as a direct result of the snap, will still be dead.

Tony stark is supposed to be smart. So he should know the consequences of his action, and completely disregards it.

And the series pretends he did the universe a favor.

Fuck Tony stark.

afraid_of_zombies,

Ok another one. What if the snap happened in late 2019 and suddenly there are billions of people who all need to be vaccinated at once?

Squorlple, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.
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ininewcrow,
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or wrong type of donut … the ones pictured are whole donuts, not donuts with holes

KrankyKong,

How can you tell?

Ghostalmedia,
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5 little ones? Do they all work?

Squorlple,
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He’s part echidna

Fedizen, in Someone help me to understand this chart

alcoholics be looking at the second orange one the wrong way

EgonDhuman, in I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes!
LinkOpensChest_wav,

Wow, I don’t really care for his music, but I’ve got to respect this

Kowowow, (edited ) in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.

huh I don’t want to sound like I’m bragging but I don’t think I can fit inside the donut hole without wrecking the whole thing trying, I’m thinking tim horton’s style and they small holes are they normally bigger?

Cold_Brew_Enema, in Someone help me to understand this chart

Holy shit this was funny

Viking_Hippie, in Meeting a celebrity

Aww poor guy’s looking downcast while thinking of the good old days 😕

thisbenzingring, in Someone help me to understand this chart
_sideffect, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.

I want to know where I can get donuts like those

peopleproblems,

these were dunkin donuts double choclate

_sideffect,

Time to head to the USA to get some dunkin! (no more in my province)

spicytuna62, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

I can. Don’t mean the tip is at the top, though.

Viking_Hippie, in Someone help me to understand this chart
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