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son_named_bort, in Someone help me to understand this chart

Is there a similar chart for poop?

brokenlcd, (edited )

I think we can only get a shart for that one. (Yeah i know i have the humor of a 2 year old)

psud,

There’s the Bristol stool scale charts

images.app.goo.gl/rtn5AFYkfjepAP9fA

empireOfLove2, (edited ) in oh snap.
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Bacteria multiply crazy fast… as long as the food source was uninterrupted I’d almost guarantee you most people’s microbiome would be fully recovered in just a few hours and they’d not even notice.

kandoh,

It wasn’t an even 50% from everyone though. Some people had no loss of gut bacteria, other people had 75 - 100% snapped away

KevonLooney,

That’s not how statistics works. Every person will lose almost exactly 50%.

Estimates for the number of bacterial cells within the average 70kg Human male is around 38 trillion

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_microbiome

Do you know what the chance of 100% of them being snapped is?

0.50 ^ (38 trillion) = 0.0000000000000…

The calculator ran out of zeros.

lightnsfw,

It depends on how the snap worked. It was 50% of all life in the universe. Was that 50% of every species? Or just 50% of all living things? If it’s the latter it’s possible some species were missed entirely while others were completely wiped out.

Wogi,

If it’s alive it had a 50/50 shot.

But no one lost 50% of their own cells, so clearly if it’s alive and can be classified as a single organism. Is the gut micro biome an independent body of organisms, or is it just like any other organ of the human body, and thus would have been unaffected by the snap?

Either everyone lost almost exactly 50% of their gut biome, or, about half of all living organisms lost 100% of it, or, no one lost any part of it. Those are the only three possibilities.

The more interesting question is were viruses affected? Or did the magic stones not consider them life?

kandoh,

It’s random and it effected the entire universe. Can your calculator tell you how big the universe is?

Drinvictus,

Our doubling time isn’t that bad either. We reached 4 billion in 1970s. If we round up the current population to 8 billion that’s about 50 years. That’s all that thanos would add by the snap. Even less probably because we have better medicine now so it would be easier to reach that number.

Serinus,

I kind of expect developed countries would maintain the current trend of being slightly below replacement value. Probably depends on the psychological impact of the snap. People tend to have fewer children when they know the ones they have are safe.

But your point is a good one either way.

Malfeasant, in 'We are splattered here today'

Makes me think… How many vegans refuse to drive?

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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I’m ngl. The amount of carcasses I see along the road everyday heading to work has made me want to stop driving for years now.

I’m not even vegan but seeing all those rotting animals decorating ditches day in and day out fills me with rage.

And knowing some stupid fucks go out of their way to hit animals makes my blood boil.

daltotron,

It kind of sucks infrastructurally for sure. I dunno. I’ve had the thought that at least if I could go over and harvest some of it then that might at least make it a little less stomach-churning, ironically, but that’s kind of my weird instinct.

UsernameIsTooLon,

From my experience, the animals are more the stupid ones that jump out in front of the car unexpectedly. I once tried to dodge a raccoon but every time I swerved a direction, it followed me and then jumped towards my car last second :/

ericbomb,

I don’t care about most bugs.

But the very real and high risk of hurting a beloved animal did play into my choice to be an escooter/biker.

Killing people is also super high up there, but it’s just less likely.

MystikIncarnate,

I’d guess, all of them.

It’s easy to get all sympathetic with a mammal that has a face, but insects? Have you seen an insects face? No thanks.

Cute animal = aww don’t kill it so we can live

Insect = they can all die for all I care

  • vegans, probably.

… And don’t at me about how many there are or anything. Or that they don’t suffer like mammals do… The biomass of cows alone outweighs humans, and I’m sure chickens aren’t far behind. I’m also certain that there’s been studies showing that insects react to stimulus, and we have just as much information about their experience of pain as we do for animals. Quiet.

To be fair, a lot of vegans have made that choice because of how animals suffer in factory farms. That’s valid and I won’t debate it; but you’re probably not crying over dead bugs. So this really isn’t aimed at you. You’re good. Your reasons are valid. I’m not a vegan but I can recognise that the treatment of animals in factory farming needs to be improved. At the same time, I have accepted that Bessie tastes really good in spite of how she was treated. I made my choice. I live with that.

XEAL, in Someone help me to understand this chart

Chart’s missing white/colourless

2/10 would not pee again

deegeese, in Someone help me to understand this chart

Magenta means you’ve been eating beets.

CurlyMoustache, (edited )
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Bees!?

deegeese,

No, bees are yellow.

Jilanico, in Someone help me to understand this chart
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If the toilet water is blue, you can make many a hue.

0ops,

Dude you’re a poet and you didn’t even realize it

Jilanico, (edited )
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

'Tis true, 'tis true,

I’ll write a poem for you.

I wrote one on pee, now I’ll write one on p-

No.

Angry_Maple, in Lmk
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If you’re ever looking for cheap jewelry/earrings, you should be very very careful.

CTV Marketplace did an investigation a few years ago, and they found that a lot of children’s jewelry contained high levels of lead and/or cadmium. These pieces were found in multiple places, including Claires and H&M. Some children’s makeup was also contaminated.

MenacingPerson, in 'We are splattered here today'

speed is relative to the observer

FlyingSquid, in Trust the leprechauns
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This kid is going places.

Coreidan,

Ya, like back to school

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t need to go to school if you understand things like 10 is smaller than 2 because rainbow!

Coreidan,

Good point

FlyingSquid, in Spread the word!
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But I don’t like bourbon.

EfreetSK,
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FlyingSquid,
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I know we have rules, damn it! I’m a mod!

Banned for life. And also for posting that massive gif. Damn!

justlookingfordragon,
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It’s okay to use any other beverage as a substitute … and any other pet for company. It’s the spirit of the holiday that counts ♪

FlyingSquid,
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Yay! I will drink port and pet two dogs!

anarchy79, in Lmk
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I used to know, but now I’m not so sure anymore.

tacosanonymous, in Fire stick

That seems really useful in very certain situations but an absolute nightmare in any other.

distantsounds,

Just like explosive diarrhea

ynthrepic, in Lmk
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‘Something’ is what we abstractly call that which is both not nothing and has some significance to us beyond being merely anything.

AeonFelis, in 'We are splattered here today'
guiguinofake,

Same person

AeonFelis,

Didn’t notice. So they guy has one joke he repeats in different versions?

ChicoSuave, in Cops dragging a reel

Looks like somewhere in Europe that has a police requirement of a college graduate. These cops are acting like American police.

quafeinum,
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That’s correct. It’s the ‘Berlin’ riot police(for demos etc), they are shipped in from other cities because locals don’t like to hit locals, but Bavarians love hitting leftist Berlin scum climate activists. dumbest mfs you’ll meet.

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