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TheGrandNagus, (edited ) in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas

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Americans formulating newer and more insane measurements because they can’t use normal ones

RestrictedAccount,

It is our heritage

SVcross,
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Most of America use metric.

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Lies made up by big measurements

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

No.

thenewred, in Double Barrel

You can already do this at Gene and Jude’s

Jayb151,

Was gonna say, I’ve been having double dogs for 30 years.

xX_fnord_Xx,

Word. Maybe it’s a Chicago thing. More Weiner Less Bun.

webghost0101, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

Real tea lovers eat the dry herbs straight from the bag.

PopcornTin,

A bag? I just rip the leaves off a tree and suck on 'em.

comrade19, in Double Barrel

Big hotdog will shut you down. They would rather sell you two ineffecient hot dogs

jaybone,

They’re already in on it with big bun, selling packages containing unmarchung numbers of Hot Dogs and buns. It’s like the FTC should investigate.

OmegaMouse, in Meeting a celebrity
@OmegaMouse@pawb.social avatar

Byeah

Maven,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

Byeah

beckerist, in Double Barrel

You can at our local hotdog shop. Just ask for a “double dog”

steal_your_face,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah it’s not uncommon in Chicago

peopleproblems,

Local hotdog shop?

I need to investigate if my town even has a local hotdog shop.

I’m pretty certain we don’t. Actually we lack a lot of proper food places. Sandwich shops are all terrible, no goddamn Phillies worth the money. No hot dog shop or reliable spot for biscuits n gravy. seems sorta like Minnesota just hates good food

jaybone,

Maybe you guys have good steak houses?

Holyhandgrenade, (edited )
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

In Iceland we call this a Tvíhleypa, which means “double barrel”

CosmoNova,

So OP was successful with their invention after all. Good for them!

ICastFist, in Lmk
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I have experience living as a human

FlyingSquid,
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I’ve long imagined what that must be like…

blahsay, in Had to

What’s all over his pants? Butter, salt and shame 😂

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Mostly shame

OpenStars, in Double Barrel
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

I’m telling you, it’s all about girth. You say you need two, but if you got the RIGHT one… that’s all you need.:-P

GissaMittJobb,

On account of the square-cube law, you will get more surface area from two smaller sausages than one large one, so the two small win out in that aspect at least.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Okay but then they’re squishy and flop around and send condiments everywhere rather than aiming them like a torpedo directly where they need to go: into your mouth.

grue,

^ This guy Costco hot-dogs.

Alteon,

I cackled, I was just thinking Costco hot dogs after I read the previous comments… Fucking A+ spot on.

fakeman_pretendname, in Lmk

The Ooh Ooh song is Temptation by New Order

The Woo Ooh-ee song is Elevation by U2

The Woo-ooh, Eeh-Ooh-Ooh song is Woo Hoo by The 5.6.7.8s

The Ooh-Aah Ooh-Hoo Ooh-Hoo song is Who are You by The Who

The Woo Hoo song is Song 2 by Blur

The Woop Woop song is Sound of Da Police by KRS-One

Hope this helps.

starman2112, (edited )
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

What about the Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah song and the Ooh-we-ooh song?

Metans, (edited )

The first one sounds like Down With The Sickness by Disturbed

I think the second one is the theme from Doctor Who

pruwybn,
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I thought the second was Buddy Holly by Weezer.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s it! Thank you!

fakeman_pretendname, (edited )

To be fair the original knowledge was flawed.

Temptation is more of a Ooh-e-Ooh Ooh-e-Ooh Ooh-oo-oo-ee-ooh Ooh-oo-oo-ee-ooh, so I can see the confusion.

However, unless they’ve changed it in the last few years, I would have said Doctor Who is more

Wee-Ooooh Whoo-Ooh-Oo-Oo (Daddle-a-da daddle-a-da daddle-a-da daddle-a-daddle) Whoo-oo-oo wh-oo wh-oo-oo. (Daddle-a-da daddle-a-da daddle-a-da daddle-a-daddle)

[Edit] Apologies, I’ve just realised you were replying to a reply of a reply, I didn’t follow the little lines properly and got confused.

felixwhynot,
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I was thinking “pass that Dutch” by Missy Elliot on the first song

SupraMario, (edited ) in I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes!

3…

Chicken

Grease

Salt

I saw it in a futuristic documentary.

feedum_sneedson, (edited )

No, but one of them is a great big tablespoon of MSG. Then much smaller amounts of things like paprika, dried parsley, onion and garlic powder, white pepper… can’t remember the rest but that’s six. Possibly mace is one, like the outside part of a nutmeg?

SupraMario,

That’s mind bending.

stoy, in Seems like just anyone can use Hubspot these days

Hubspot?

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sounds like the traditional Dutch dish “Hutspot”

Stalinwolf, in Double Barrel
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s referred to as double doggin’.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Yer mom loves double doggin ;)

Tristaniopsis, in Double Barrel

Laying two hotdogs next to one another is utterly disgusting!

Putting one on top of another is fine though.

Agent641,

Ah, the over-under tek! Nice!

Godnroc,

That would make it a taco. A hot dog taco. Hotco.

Tristaniopsis,

Don’t you DARE mention the holy taco in the same breath as the foul hotdog.

olmium, in Double Barrel

What’s the difference between the left and right hot dog?

ouRKaoS, (edited )

One is on the left while the other is on the right.

Emerald,

The left hot dog is a communist, the right hot dog is a capitalist

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