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Kusimulkku, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

I do love vinegar tbh

howrar,

But do you like ethanol? Because if not, then you actually like acetobacter more than vinegar.

Kusimulkku,

I do like ethanol

JoShmoe, in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

This sign would be more effective for a gun store. Here you just get the coffee but then what? The raptors are still waiting for you except now you smell better.

OpenStars, (edited )
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

But with coffee you are juiced up enough to… Oh no, YOU were the cause of all those juiced-up raptors out there, running around like Captain Janeway looking for her next fix!? :-( :-P

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Raptors are notoriously allergic to coffee.

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m so glad to live in a country where gun stores are a foreign concept.

JoShmoe,

But are you safe from Raptors?

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes! They’re extinct.

Or perhaps that’s exactly what they want us to think…

HawlSera, in You didn't bought it you rented it!

Shit that should be fucking illegal, this.

monobot,

If they were not aware of it before buying then it is illegal.

blorg, in Just to be preemptive: I know you hate me for this.

Hate to be that guy, but HD resolutions are only up to 1920x1080 pixels. Yoda viewing himself in 4k would instead be a UHD resolution. Still a solid joke though.

ozymandias117,

To take it to another level - that’s why he’s saying “HDMI” - it’s a question

If he was right, he’d have said “HD, I am”

lauha,

Yes, literally ultra HD

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

What did the 1080p TV say to the 4K TV?:

“UHD?”

UsernameIsTooLon,

I wonder where naming schemes are going from here. We got HD, FHD, UHD, and now 8k is FUHD (Full Ultra HD). Are we gonna get Super HD? Super HD that is beyond Super HD? Super HD God?

Sibbo,

Full Ultra HD? Really? That sounds like a joke. I mean they really didn’t spend any effort on this name, did they?

UsernameIsTooLon,

Have you seen USBs?

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Usb and display resolutions are in a contest for the shittiest, most confusing, naming convention. So far the displays are slightly ahead. We’ll see if it lasts.

Vinny_93,

Wait till you hear about QHD, WQHD, WUXGA… I think VESA has got it covered though.

narc0tic_bird,

I was under the impression it’s called 8K UHD, not FUHD.

superbirra,

many choose not to be that guy, next time join us and be ackshually-free :P

RIP_Cheems, in Learn something new every day
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

What is the game?

UndercoverUlrikHD,
@UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

A game where the goal is to not think about the game. Which means reading “you/I lost the game” makes you think about the game, therefore losing.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

So, you just lost?

UndercoverUlrikHD,
@UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

*we

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not playing the game

UndercoverUlrikHD,
@UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

Everyone are playing the game, people who don’t know about it are just better at it than everyone else. That’s the whole point of it.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Then when did the game start?

UndercoverUlrikHD,
@UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

Origin: In an article on The Daily Globe,[5] writer Justine Wettschreck stated that The Game originated in “the early 1990s” somewhere in Australia or England. An article by The Canadian Press[6] reported that The Game may have been created by London resident Jamie Miller, who claims to have started The Game in 1996. On August 10th, 2002, the earliest known reference to The Game online was featured in a post[4] published by blogger Paul Taylor titled “The Game (I lost!)”, who claimed to have discovered it only six months prior.

Assman, in How Croissants are made
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I wish it was that easy to make croissants

ipha,

Are you sure you’re making them correctly? Do you include the grub or are you trying to make some weird vegetarian version?

partial_accumen, in all power to the purrletariat

Seize the means of Purrr-duction!

flambonkscious,

…scratches?

MrJameGumb, in How Croissants are made
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Meh, I’d still eat it… A really good croissant would be worth it

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Protein is healthy for you.:-)

model_tar_gz, in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

Coffee shop named ‘meh’. tbh I’m feeling pretty ‘meh’ about it.

paholg,

I think it’s “mela”.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I agree. I’m gonna risk the raptors.

FartsWithAnAccent, in Open your eyes, people.
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

…but then who owns Red Lobster!?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Coast guard?

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

I should’ve known…

CryptidBestiary, in Did you sign the card?

Even when there’s an alien invasion, people would still be slaves to their jobs 😔

jawa21,

See: Half Life

BobbyNevada,

Those bills aren’t going to pat for themselves.

penquin, in A case in the New Zealand parliament.

What’s going on?

BurnedDonut,

As you can see they are giving opening greetings for this session.

Cagi,

This is a Maori war dance called a Haka. Traditianally meant to intimidate your enemies and psych yourself up before a big battle. Here are some real Maori warriors performing a large Haka. youtu.be/xI6TRTBZUMM

AI_toothbrush,

I know about maori people but what is the context for this clip?

Cagi,

She’s newly elected. This was a part of her first speech and it has gone viral. She’s Maori and I suppose this is her saying she’s there to fight, but I didn’t see the rest of the speech.

penquin,

That’s badass

Cagi,

Imagine seeing an army doing this in full face paint 300 years ago. Terrifying. I’d give up, they win.

penquin,

Why 300 years ago? Now, I’d still give up. That made my hair stand up.

Thief_of_Crows, (edited )

Yeah but this way is way scarier, cause even if you survive the army, you now also have to invent a time machine if you ever want to get back home.

Geobloke,

Well tattoos, but yeah. They also do it before every union game and it makes me want to pick up the ball again and play them. Not going to happen, but the Aussie side is pretty shite at the moment, so there’s a chance

Harbinger01173430, in You Are

This is getting depressing too quickly :( I always had the hope that world war three would be earth vs the solar colonies instead of just earth vs earth…

TokenBoomer,

When the protomolecule makes the Ring you’ll know it’s time for WW3.

Harbinger01173430,

Is this an anime reference i am not too cultured to understand? :')

TokenBoomer,

The Expanse books.

Harbinger01173430,

Heck, I thought it was Macross and protoculture

bfg9k,
@bfg9k@lemmy.world avatar

The Expanse, it’s a live action scifi drama

makyo, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

Mmm oven heat, I just want to put my whole head in there

hperrin,

Bake me, oven daddy.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Kinky

p1mrx,

This kills the head.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Then just stick your dick in it like a normal person /s

p1mrx, (edited )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJxOXzE5A8w&t=47s

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Yeah, I’m not clicking that.

p1mrx,

The link is relevant. I’m never gonna let you down.

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

If that’s a rickroll I swear I will find you and slap you.

EDIT: it wasn’t.

p1mrx,

sigh, to think anyone would lie directly to cheezus.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Only if you apply it directly to the forehead

Windex007, in Open your eyes, people.

You’re only scratching the surface, it goes so much deeper than that

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a042c95d-e21c-45b1-b28a-e4d042683536.jpeg

Fermion,

Wouldn’t you swap the cat and mouse toy positions? You manipulate the mouse toy to in turn manipulate your cat.

Windex007,

No my cat dominates that toy regardless of what I’m doing

variants,

Cat should really be above you

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Bold of you to think that it is you that is manipulating your cat, instead of the other way around:-D.

Fermion,

So would it go Media -> cat -> toy -> you?

dalekcaan,

I hate how the libruhl media keeps trying to brainwash my cat >:(

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Media -> cat -> you -> that one pesky bird -> comrade worm

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Hrm, that is how I pictured it, but now that we are examining the situation more deeply, perhaps it might go Cat -> Media -> Toy -> You? :-P

variants,

I think we’ll give you some credit and move toy to the bottom

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Oh, whoops - but I’m not going to edit that, just leave that little gem in there to find, when aliens discover the earth millennia from now and ask themselves “what were ancient humans like, on this in-ter-net thingie?”:-P.

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