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I’m just a simple man, trying to make his way in the universe.

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Did people make you? If so, yes!

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A fedora will always add at least 10 ugly points, unless you happen to live in the 1920s.

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Roko can eat my entire ass

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I’d just call them human gametes.

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Academia vs. industry?

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You can make real bank in STEM, bud

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Do you happen to work for a man that goes by the name Vladimir?

photonic_sorcerer,
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The comic is poking fun at the absurdity of modern life, that we need those things to survive at all.

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What’s the author think it stands for?

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Same here, until I found my groove.

Some advice: KISS, Keep It Simple, Stupid. I find jeans and a sweater covers 80% of situations.

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Here, hook some of this sauerkraut into your mouth

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They say, standing among at least three currently airing modern Star Trek shows

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I mean, he’s already God, so why not just lump that in too

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Take advatage of their inability to form long-term memories and never pay it back.

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Deutsche Demokratische Republik

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Its not colonization if you can’t change their hearts and minds. Shit, we can’t even communicate. This is more like war.

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Well, usually when you colonize, you destroy the native tongue and culture, to better assimilate them into your own. Spread the word of the good lord and all that. But I guess you can colonize mars, so I guess it’s not a requirement. My mistake. I wouldn’t say we’re colonizing orcas, though.

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Ah, but it’s never happened to me, personally, so there’s no way that’s true!

That’s how you sound.

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Neigh!

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That’s what the horses want you to think… Who knows who they’re selling your secrets to…

Damn horses…

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Nah, he kinda liked it

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Thousands of years of lava? Try millions, shortly after the earth’s formation and collision with Theia, forming the Moon.

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I think you may need to touch some grass

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Pattern recognition

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Okay.

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