empireOfLove

@empireOfLove@lemmy.one

DEAD ACCOUNT. Lemmy.one does not have active administration and I need to move on. Catch me over at dbzer0: lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/empireOfLove2

Yet another Reddit refugee from the great 3rd party app purge of 2023. Obligatory fuck /u/Spez.

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empireOfLove,

If Calvin was 6 in 1986, then he’d be turning 44 in 2024. Very young in the current political climate but definitely possible to run for president…

empireOfLove,

But of course, such based individuals will never be billionaires. Specifically because their basedness precludes them from being psychopathic enough to commit the kind of cutthroat, violent exploitation of tens of thousands of workers’ labor inherently necessary to amass such wealth.

empireOfLove,

I hope to retire from living at the age of young, hopefully

empireOfLove, (edited )

Of course theyll pull the first season, how else would the network drive people to go sign up for their separate shitty streaming site that barely works for an additional $9/mo?

Meanwhile your friendly neighborhood pirate has the first, second, third AND fourth seasons, as well as all the extras and the Christmas special, always available all the time…

empireOfLove,

then you find out the power went out, and your boomer habit of using a normal AC powered alarm clock (so you can keep your phone away from your bed to improve sleep quality) just bit you in the fucking ass

empireOfLove, (edited )

Yeah. A clock with a full backup battery (not judt time keeping) is on my list of things I should get but can’t be assed to go look for.

empireOfLove, (edited )

Just keeps me from using the damn thing. Whenever you’re in bed you should be sleeping, your brain gets accustomed to that habit of lay down = sleep.

If you have your phone there while laying in bed and decide to pick it up to scroll lemmy/instagram/youtube/whatever, the stimulation and blue light will make you want to not sleep. Plus you might end up burning two hours of your sleep tine and not realize it…

empireOfLove,

mine has a backup- it’s a coin cell to keep the time saved, not to run the alarm.

i’m sure true rechargeable battery clocks exist that would further solve this problem if I bought one; but that would both require effort to find a good one, and also run against my other boomer habit: being a fucking tightwad lmao

empireOfLove,

…no?

I have some big red LCD shit from the 90s that i got out of a box at my parents house lol

empireOfLove, (edited )

notifications do bother, i usually have DnD mode set up to turn on automatically. i’m not quite tin-hat enough to blame the 5g signal waves tho lol

empireOfLove,

like, do you wear it while you’re sleeping even? or just on a charger pedestal

I do have an old samsung Gear 2 that I don’t use anymore. Could use that and skip pairing to my phone. I just don’t wear smart watches, because I never wear a watch at all (blue collar industry habits, can’t wear any bands that might get caught in moving machinery)

empireOfLove,

I prefer One Giant Onion myself

empireOfLove,

Do I, though??

empireOfLove,

folder.old

then it’s all fun and games till you’ve been fucking with it for 3 hours and you get to folder.old.old.old.old.old

empireOfLove,

What in the fuck was that kanye??

I told you to do some shit for the kids!

empireOfLove,

Bet tons of electronics guys wonder why standard header pins are a pitch of 2.54mm… sike! its just 0.100" !!!

empireOfLove, (edited )

That’s why the non-parentheses number is zero for all seeded torrents. In parentheses number is “hey I’m here”. Out of parentheses number is “hey I’m here. Let me in.”

For actively downloading torrents they’re an indication of connection health. If there’s 150 announced seeders but you only open a connection to one or two of them, you might have a network problem.

empireOfLove,

Humor is also inversely proportional to image resolution

empireOfLove,

Ground-source water-water heat pumps have entered the chat

empireOfLove,

It’s saving water and helping the environment

empireOfLove, (edited )

A typical low flow toilet flushes about 1.6 to 1.8gal these days. Normal shower heads flow at about 2gpm.

1.6/2 = 0.8min, * 60sec/min = 48 seconds

Assuming that you are not effectively washing yourself while ijln the middle of waffle stomping. As long as you can waffle stomp in less than 48 seconds, it is a net gain for water usage.

empireOfLove,

This is definitely going into the “things to respond to internet arguments with” folder

empireOfLove,

lol

empireOfLove,

How to fuck up the rear suspension on your car in 3 easy steps!

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