irreticent

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irreticent,

Nah, beware of the penises. Plenty of nipples can be found, but full frontal male nudity? Sacrilege!

irreticent,

TL;DR:

“the Rumblr app was too stupid to be true. It was a hoax created by a creative agency called von Hughes seeking to create a little Internet buzz.”

irreticent,

It gave a whole new meaning to a “zoom meeting.”

irreticent,

Or a sea sponge.

irreticent, (edited )

On a serious note, there are parasitic fish that will swim up your urethra and embed themselves there. Enjoy your trip to Brazil!

Edit: I forgot to mention the buttworms. Don’t sit in the sand on most beaches in Brazil.

irreticent,

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irreticent,

I was imagining a mall Santa soliciting tips. Tipping culture has gotten out of control.

What is good to eat when you have no appetite?

I am super sick right now and haven’t eaten much in a few days. It’s getting to the point where I am gonna need to force myself to eat something to keep my strength up but everything just sounds terrible to me right now. I have been subsisting mostly on small glasses of milk and the occasional packet of instant oatmeal....

irreticent,

While it may be true that you can survive without food, it should be mentioned that we need energy to heal and recover from illness. Food provides the energy we need to heal.

Please eat at least a little bit while trying to recover from illness.

irreticent,

Yum. Also, careful of the sodium. Drink in moderation, or dillute it a lot.

irreticent,

Yeah, it sucks. That’s the way it was when I found it.

irreticent,

Thanks! I just edited the post.

irreticent,

I’ve already seen plenty of people advertising their onlyfans here.

irreticent,

Kinky.

irreticent,

Or, it can come from useful idiots repeating the propaganda they read/heard/etc.

irreticent,

And check out my onlyfans.

irreticent,

She’s just wearing a light-up buttplug:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b449f957-08b3-4f8f-80c6-0d725618b84c.jpeg

irreticent,

LOL!

irreticent,

That would be so frustrating. Especially since there are multiple users in this household.

irreticent,

That’s the problem, all those are disabled and it’s on low power mode and it still “updates” without permission.

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