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Ravi, in If you ever need your kid to be quiet just them this.

Gotta try the tastiest brand: Asbestos, nane checks out

spudwart, in Microplastic overdose
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Cheese like this always tastes gross.

WashedOver, in Dear god...
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What’s going on down there? You guys ok? Please don’t ever let them suggest poutine and maple syrup as their next go to…

ted, in Prehistoric shitposting

Very rarely are things lethal like that. Poison edibles tend to taste awful, and if you start with a small amount you will learn whether it makes you sick.

Now mushrooms on the other hand? No idea how they figured it out.

FreshLight, in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.
duckythescientist, in Dear god...

I’ve had them. They are bad.

theblueredditrefugee, in I'm not a monster

I still feel bad about the one time I didn’t return a shopping cart.

A creepy guy was hitting on me and wouldn’t take no for an answer, didn’t feel safe to go anywhere but in my car and the fuck out of there.

octoperson, in Bread

Bunch of people ain’t getting curly hair!

gvsteve, in The library where my wife works is having a Black Friday sale.

If your kids keep asking for every thing they see at every store, and you’re tired of telling them no most of the time, take them to the library and say YES YES YES YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WANT!!!

moosetwin,
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my mom tried this on me when I was little, and then said no when I wanted to check out with ~10 books, I was so mad

ares35, in The library where my wife works is having a Black Friday sale.
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with a 'no late-fees' policy, truly is '100% off' (...your first 'purchase' only, probably)

newtraditionalists, in The library where my wife works is having a Black Friday sale.

I worked at a library in college. It was amazing. Truly one of my favorite jobs I've had. Libraries are legitimately one of the best things about modern society. Go support your local library folks!!

jballs,
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If libraries were pitched as a new idea in this political climate, they would be called communist and the idea would never get off the ground.

sour, in Don't want to give them any funny ideas
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can you speak french

FARTYSHARTBLAST, in Poor doggo
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visible confusion

-Badger

rah, in The library where my wife works is having a Black Friday sale.

library

sale

Wut?

m_f, in Prehistoric shitposting
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I find it pretty amazing how someone figured out how to make cassava edible. It’s got enough cyanide to kill you unless it goes through some complex process of mashing and boiling. Who thought to themselves “this killed Greg, but maybe it’ll be delicious if I boil it for a little longer”?

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