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Slow, in Poor doggo

At first I thought it was a honey badger…

DriftinGrifter, in Is this still available?

Seen someone hit a halfpipe in these

Kolanaki, in So angery
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“My gums always bleed when I brush my teeth.”

“That means you’re not brushing enough.”

“But I brush 3 times every day!”

itsgroundhogdayagain, in Poor doggo

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/fe3a5b6d-8b3a-4c64-91e1-63a04ce0f73c.jpeg

sirico,
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🍄🍄

SnipingNinja, in Wife Material

Hoping to find a woman like that, we both love each other for who we are, and that’s it. That’s life

SlopppyEngineer, in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

Because I use the only one that I can remember.

Polarsailor, in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.

sidekickplayah, in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

Sphinx of black quartz is for edgy nerds who take themselves to seriously. Quick brown fox is chill, like a cool autumn day when the light hits just right and everythings golden. It’s bliss

21Cabbage, in Poor doggo

I know he’s not but he looks really cuddly.

ininewcrow, in If you ever need your kid to be quiet just them this.
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When I was about eight, my friends and I snuck into a construction site and went exploring. One of the older boys convinced all us younger ones that you could use the pink stuff as toilet paper. A few boys including the one who made this claim went and did a number two and used this magical ‘toilet paper’. Everything was fine for the first hour … then they had to run home crying and figure out how to explain this to their parents.

It was an important lesson … I never used it as toilet paper.

Daniel you crazy kid, I think about him every time I see pink insulation.

octoperson, in Microplastic overdose

I’ve just realised why that stuff always tastes like plastic

Dylan, in Poor doggo

Me: Aw you poor dog come here.

Badger: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

Me: You look hungry lets get you fed.

Badger: Oh shit forreal?

pipows, in The actors who have played this iconic role
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I don’t think the problem with Leto’s Joker was Leto, but the production and the script

Prunebutt, in Noone will notice

Can someone explain this?

Meowoem, in Microplastic overdose

That’s because all you absolute fucking babies are still crying they took your plastic straw away.

The reason we don’t have sensible climate conversations leading to real action is because the SLIGHTEST thing anyone suggests and you fucking scream your toddler heads off for years!

pedz,

Ask me how I know we’re not gonna reach our climate change reduction goals.

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