21Cabbage

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21Cabbage,

The term is tin foil but they aren’t made out of tin anymore and are pretty thin so it’s more accurate the way you put it.

21Cabbage,

The leg sweep will never not be: A. an incredibly effective tactic against humans in general and B. fucking hilarious from an outside perspective, like oh you wanna fight? How about you do that from the fucking ground.

21Cabbage, (edited )

I saw this attempted in person once, actually mounted the tire, it just deflated again a few miles after we put it back on.

On a second look I wonder if the explosion was intentional, considering the fuse.

21Cabbage,

We did in fact do that.

21Cabbage,

That was Edison and Tesla, Franklin was long dead by then. Also it was pretty one sided, Tesla wasn’t the one doing stage shows out of killing circus elephants.

21Cabbage,

Same line as the movie just translated to Instagram speak

21Cabbage,

I saw really shitty clay pots in a T-shirt stand today advertised as “bring your friends a little pot from Colorado” and my first thought was that somebody should do that same joke but not shitty so it’s still a worthwhile gift, if still a joke. Fast forward a few hours to now, where somebody has demonstrated that building a tiny piece of decent pottery is possible.

21Cabbage,

You have to have run into some exceptionally shitty parts of the Internet to understand that one, and this is the Internet we’re talking about.

21Cabbage,

I’ve seen people explain that particular, shall we say, use of punctuation, on Reddit, but I never saw anybody earnestly do it. I think you’ve got to drop at least one level lower on the cultural tactfulness to get there.

21Cabbage,

Only time I ever saw a brick as a kid was when one came through the window of the trailer, had a note on it that read ‘cut yo grass’. That’s how they do it in the mobile homeowners association. Credit to a comedian by the name of Dusty Slay since that isn’t my joke.

21Cabbage,

Been playing a lot of cookie clicker lately…

21Cabbage,

It guerilla marketing, gorilla marketing probably involves offers of food and sex.

21Cabbage, (edited )

I wonder if the IR sensor of a sidewinder could get a lock on the heating element of a hot air balloon.

21Cabbage,

Breaking: Ban placed on hot air balloons, lethal force authorized on local festivals. Citizens confused.

21Cabbage,

I don’t have a PC right now but I’m a Mint guy.

21Cabbage,

I’ve certainly been trying to get people into the fediverse and off the corporate side of things but yeah, I’m currently sitting at 0 conversions. It’s made for some fun conversations though.

21Cabbage,

We’ve got the culture and to put it simply a place to go to. The barrier for new entry is just that we are all, put simply, nerds with our communities focused around that. The fediverse’s main problem overall is honestly just that the majority of the population are corporatists whether they know it or not.

21Cabbage,

Is it a “huh?” or a “Hrmm” because those are two different things.

21Cabbage,

I remember this meme from back when I worked the night shift in 2016.

21Cabbage,

Really struggling to piece out an exact set of circumstances where that isn’t at least a little fucked up.

21Cabbage,

Like, best case scenario, she started on her own in a non-predatory path, her parents are informed by her in some sort of not incredibly weird way, and somehow are brought in for their abilities as management for that field. All that feels like a stretch.

21Cabbage, (edited )

I’ve never really gotten the controversy on this one, the only real difference is dogs are the only primarily carnivorous mammal we as a species eat in any volume. Otherwise the problem appears to be mostly emotional, like I have a furball and I’d never eat him but I don’t have an emotional connection with the beef marinating in the fridge.

21Cabbage,

That’s a pretty impressive fuckup if we’re being honest.

21Cabbage, (edited )

Aragorn being given the elven hose treatment Rambo style.

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