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Before you ask, the accent varies based on diet.

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FartsWithAnAccent,
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We had to ban this guy from !micromobility for repeatedly braking the speed limit.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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That’s actually time traveling Colin Furze from the future.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Why subject yourself to this?

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
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Be kind, be patient, and understand that getting violent and aggressive your child isn’t discipline or parenting, it’s just abuse.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Yeah, but it would also be kind of awesome.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Just use LEDs so it’ll only be expensive.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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To spam you with ads and steal more of your data of course! Look at the insane permissions on these apps: There’s no reason for them to have access to your contact list, text messages, app manifest, etc. The vast majority of apps have wildly unnecessary permissions because it gets the companies more of your data.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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I’ve never, ever seen a fat person get made fun of at the gym outside of like, highschool: You’re good.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Season 2 isn’t garbage, it’s just not even remotely close as good as season 1.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Fun fact: Alien, Blade Runner, and Serenity are all in the same universe apparently. Things like the Weyland-Yutani Corporation appear in all 3 films.

This also means that Predator is in the same universe.

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Weyland-Yutani is in Firefly, Blade Runner, and Alien, therefore, a reaver vs alien vs predator vs humans vs android fight is a possibility.

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I rarely throw gifts away, if I don’t like them, I try to donate them to an organization or individual.

However, many years ago, someone got me “snow paint” which was, I’m pretty sure, literally just food coloring. You were supposed to use it to color in snow sculptures but I’m pretty sure that one found its way to the trash.

How to pull rocks out of pipe in the ground?

My mom has a hole in the ground that she puts her clothes drying hanger in. Like this. The hole in the ground is a 2" or so pipe, set in concrete. The pipe has filled with gravel. Anyone have a tip on getting the rocks out? I can only get so many out using my fingers and then trying to use a set of chopsticks.

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
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You probably would’ve thought of it eventually. Gotta ask though: Do you need to remove the gravel? Is it causing a problem?

FartsWithAnAccent,
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…is that Yeoman Rand crop dusting Spock? Why are there lines coming off her ass?

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Nothing wrong with that…

FartsWithAnAccent,
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What is Jocat?

FartsWithAnAccent,
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“Paging Peter File…”

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Finally! A spectator sport that isn’t boring as hell.

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
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This guy wanted me to help him count cards and we were gonna get rich at casinos.

I decided to stay home and play video games instead.

In hindsight, I’d say pretty good lol

Haven’t heard from that guy in years but I’m going to assume he got murdered by a shady casino owner.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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legible

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Might steal this one lol

FartsWithAnAccent,
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[gorilla noises intensify]

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
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Dude, just talk to her. Not saying there’s anything wrong with treating her to a spa day but come on…

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Travelers

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Piracy it is! The system fails again!

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