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Assman

@Assman@sh.itjust.works

Asses to asses, butts to butts

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Bidet? I’m not some weirdo European. Anyway, time to smear dry paper on my ass crack and then go about my day.

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lebanonusa.com

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Funny you should say that

npr.org/…/lebanese-photographer-visits-u-s-cities…

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It’s a cute nickname for Gabe Newell

Which ironically also works with this

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Well you do have a right to bear arms, but the rest of him is illegal

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🤍🫀

Does this mean what I think it means

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Fuck

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1 == “1”

It’s not that hard

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Here’s an idea: what if they were both slutty?

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  • guy who idolizes 1 for 1 war losers and governments that fail after four years

Edit: contemporarily, also two time popular vote losers

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Death to (:

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First one, then the other

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No Sleep Til Brooklyn

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My truck was stolen, suspiciously right around the time Santa should have been there 🧐

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Optimus Grime

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Took me too long to get it and I’m a grown ass man

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Jandalf, yes I was once called that. Jandalf the Jray.

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A real numbers guy would know it’s pronounced threeth

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The Hick from French Lick!

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I forgot about those skinny boys.

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That’s right, it’s not too late to get adopted by an oligarch

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Studio Ghibli: All Star Brawl

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Even my own kid

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Wait do people not like the new GTA lady?

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Ya wanna spark it?

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