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Asses to asses, butts to butts

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I like this style better than what it ultimately became. Maybe just because it feels unfamiliar.

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I wish it was that easy to make croissants

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People order delivery from little Caesars? I didn’t even know they had delivery.

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women tend to

I’m gonna stop you right there dawg

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Ah, actually I was thinking the one where bender is floating in space and the colony of little aliens on his belly go to war with the ones on his ass

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Just wait until your evolved bacteria turn you into a toxic wasteland.

Wait, wasn’t this a Futurama episode?

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I hear she was really into snow at that time

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Magnumancer

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I’m loading this bad boy up with all of the cutest plants

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PBUH (pasta be upon him)

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In a dream scenario where they can get the right people to do it, I would vastly prefer a TV series. Even with the extended editions, there’s a ton of material in the books we didn’t get to see. Things like the whole sequence with the elves early in the books being turned into “hey look there’s some elves”, no Tom Bombadil, the journey from Rivendel to Moria. And that’s just the first book.

I think most would agree the world building is one of the best aspects of the books and there just isn’t time for that in a feature film.

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Here’s an idea: what if they were both slutty?

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  • guy who idolizes 1 for 1 war losers and governments that fail after four years

Edit: contemporarily, also two time popular vote losers

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Death to (:

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My truck was stolen, suspiciously right around the time Santa should have been there 🧐

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Optimus Grime

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Jandalf, yes I was once called that. Jandalf the Jray.

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A real numbers guy would know it’s pronounced threeth

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Studio Ghibli: All Star Brawl

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Wait do people not like the new GTA lady?

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You’re the one getting his balls stepped on, right?

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They also most likely vote

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Do you or do you not chunder?

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Wait until OP hears about hunting game calls. “SEX! Sex over here!”

Blasts animal with a 50 cal slug

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He looks like if they put Mel Gibson’s William Wallace in the dungeon for 37 years instead of killing him

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